I'll show you, sitting on my butt...

[Wahoo]

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi898760985/

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Old Geezer looks like he could use one of Kirby's Five-Rum Jamaican Rum Punches at Canoe in Negril. I know I could right now, sitting on my butt...

[Wahoo]

That's a trailer from the flick Into The Wild (which I have yet to watch), based on the nonfiction book of the same title by Jon Krakauer. Bought the book at the gift shop at the Vancouver Airport in 2008 while waiting for my redeye (3:00 a.m.) flight on Air Canada from Vancouver to Toronto and then on to Washington, DC. Gripping tale...I've read it at least a dozen times...think I'll turn in and read it again tonite...make it a baker's dozen...

Still wish I had a five-rum Jamaican rum punch to sip till I doze off...

[ECO]

Wahoo, I think you will like this guy's take on doing it outdoors:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJknzSvt ... re=related

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He should've remembered to pack a likkle bokkle of hot sauce...I put that stuff on everything.

[ECO]

Old Geezer looks like he could use one of Kirby's Five-Rum Jamaican Rum Punches at Canoe in Negril. I know I could right now, sitting on my butt...

When Kirby is offering 2for1 specials they taste twice as good. The 2 for 1 dirty bananas at White Sands (mid beach) take the cake in my opinion! With that said, both places cater to vacationers (go figure) and I hate to go to a tourist town to sit at a bar with people like myself.....could sit at home a jack off with a bottle of rum

[Wahoo]

On my last trip to Cancun, one of the most popular drinks at my hotel (Cancun Palace) was the Banana Monkey. I suspect they's the same (mas o menos) as Dirty Bananas. Some would say they're a girlie drink, but they were so good. I think I drank my weight in Banana Monkeys while I was there. Curiously, Dos Equis was the only beer the hotel served, which suited me just fine because one could do worse than Dos Equis, but some guests were put off because there wasn't more variety.

[ECO]

My first and only all inclusive experience was in Cancun at real dump. Those Dos Equis beer are like O'Douls.......at least a case of them a day and I never pissed myself. They also offered fruity drinks but I had to order an extra shot or two in order for them to taste like booze. The last time I went to Cancun, I stayed at some 5 star place that charged 5 star prices.....mixed drinks were over $10 USD each.....not my style! Got some strange looks bringing back 6 packS of beer through the lobby from the cheap local stores but at least I could afford to drink.

Found some pipe shop that took me to a tattoo place for herb. Dude had a sack the size of a pillow that he took out to sell me a quarter.....the smallest amount he would sell.