Skunk cabbage, ganja, peat moss bogs that suck, and mummy’s.

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Skunk cabbage, ganja, peat moss bogs that suck, and mummy’s.

Postby Nanoose » Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:11 pm

In the last week the Skunk cabbage in my area has started to flower it’s a very nice looking flower and smells just like the ganja skunk strain.
What I like about the Skunk cabbage plant is there is usually very nutrient rich soil around them because the plant has huge leafs that decomposes rapidly and as long as you add some lime it’s perfect for growing ganja. I was thinking of going down to the peat moss bog to see a big area of Skunk cabbage in bloom and get a couple of buckets of soil but then I remembered that peat moss bogs suck. There is a scientific reason why peat moss bogs suck – something to do with pressure – because of the sucking its hard to dig in a peat moss bog but its also kind of funny because ever time you dig a shovel full out you hear this sucking sound.
There is an idle threat that the ganja growers in District 69 use on trespassers it’s – come around here again and I’ll put you in the peat moss bog – dig you up in 20 years and call you mummy.
(peat moss bogs mummify)
The reason I say it’s an idle treat is because no grower in there right would try to dig a big hole in a peat moss bog because ( its hard work compared to sandy loom) and all the sucking sounds would drive them nuts. Cheers!
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Re: Skunk cabbage, ganja, peat moss bogs that suck, and mummy’s.

Postby Wahoo » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:57 am

Good story, Nanoose. I'm trying to think, but I can't remember the last time I heard a sucking sound... :scratchheadblue:
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Re: Skunk cabbage, ganja, peat moss bogs that suck, and mummy’s.

Postby Nanoose » Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:17 am

Wahoo wrote:Good story, Nanoose. I'm trying to think, but I can't remember the last time I heard a sucking sound... :scratchheadblue:


Tax time perhaps? Cheers!
What's pushing us apart isn't loneliness what's holding us together isn't love. Listen to the man who's been touched all his life yes he's the one they call the fool. Where is that savoir of the sidewalk life and the road that takes us to the crusades? We still got along way to go yes we still got a along way to go.

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