Stolen Socks at the Eco House

[ECO]

Did they look like these?

No but those look like very nice socks even though they are dirty. Generally I don't like any logos on my socks but now I am buying socks with logos just in case the sock bandit wears them around me.

[Wahoo]

Respeck! I just laundered those socks! Well...I guess it is obvious I'm out of OxiClean. They's my jogging socks. Got 'em at Metro Walk & Run, a local jogging supply store. Damn things cost more than the entire GNP of some developing countries! Got my laxer son a pair, too.

[ECO]

Washed them???? Looks likes they were washed in a toilet bowl full of #1 (brown stains) and #2 (yellow stains). You gotta learn to keep your socks clean if you are going to stuff them in your pants......once the women folk find out that the "stuffing" is really not your member they might not be upset if at least it is clean.

[Wahoo]

Well, now I know where to hide my spliffs so's Eco won't get them. He'd never stick his fingers in my pee-stained socks.

[Wahoo]

If I'd had those pee-colored socks when I was married...I might still be married. I always thought I was good at hiding my contraband, but my ex always managed to find it.

[ECO]

If I'd had those pee-colored socks when I was married...I might still be married. I always thought I was good at hiding my contraband, but my ex always managed to find it.

Lol, well don't ever hide it in your refrig with your frozen munchies if your neighbors kid is a stoner who likes to break in to steal munchies and frozen herbs.

[Wahoo]

I never need worry about my neighbors' stoner kids raiding my freezer looking for drugs. They're the main drug dealers in my neighborhood! Sometimes I'm tempted to raid their freezers! Anyway, all that's in my freezer is a half-empty sack of Mama Lucia meatballs and half a bag of freezer-burned, at-least-3-years-old Delta Pride Hushpuppies (made with real buttermilk), and they're welcome to those.

[ECO]

So today I was working with a friend of mine and I brought up the whole sock bandit thing, before I could finish my rant he cut me off to let me know that the sock bandit comes to his house as well. You all might laugh now but when the sock bandit shows up in your neighborhood don't say I didn't warn you.

[ECO]

They arrived at my home a long time ago and I stopped wearing socks.

I was thinking about wearing my leather sandals until fall but a growing number of my clients are from cultures that have " no shoes in the house rules". I'm not sure if they would want my bare feet on their floors on not.....I'll call around to find an answer.