Super Hero for a Day....

[Jelakins]

Jelakinsified....(aka regurgitated from an Original Jelakins game)


If you were a Superhero for a day, what would your name be & what would you champion....??

I would be

TRAILER TRASH!!!

I would sweep up all the Trailer Trash and dump 'em on the Jerry Springer Show!!!

Go on... who would you be....???

[jellybean]

leanshoe man - stop all the people wearing lean shoes, ugg boots etc - it makes people walk lopsided

[jellybean]

squeezefootman - stop people squeezing their big foot into small shoes - especially in the summer in london - Jels and Tinks know who I mean.

[jellybean]

graterman - ban all those people who foot so hard you can grater a carror on

[LadySizzla]

I'd be the Talkinshoppingaisle Slayer. I would have the power to turn lazy fat cows who block shopping aisles with their chatting and trollies into stone with a single look. I would then pummel their stone statue to the ground with my magical golden hammer and walk over their chalky remains in my black thigh high leather boots.

[Nanoose]

I would be Mr. Soups and I would fly around the world and turn all the brewing meth and crack pots to a harmless chicken soup that was so delicious it would make addicts go on the Mr. Soups recover wagon. Cheers!

[GhettoGurl]

I'd wanna be Nasty@ss8itch slayer.. I dunno need to explain.. y'all use ur imagination

[Nanoose]

I'd wanna be Nasty@ss8itch slayer.. I dunno need to explain.. y'all use ur imagination :D

Well I imagine your Nasty@ss8itch slayer super hero costume will be purple
hot pants and a silver tube top. You won't have a cape because you know that
they can be dangers (they get snagged on nails or in machinery).
Your utility belt will include a permanent marker and you will draw a mustache
and gotee on the bitches after your done slapping them around.
Cheers and happy week end!

[GhettoGurl]

LMFAO @ Nano.. u got it all figured out

[Nanoose]

LMFAO @ Nano.. u got it all figured out :D

Well not completely – do I happen to know any one that might be getting a moustache
and gotee? Cheers!