Tell us about something special that you do for a loved one.

[Nanoose]

One of my grounds keeping customers is a stewardess and we have this thing going
on were after she pays me for my services she gives me 2 beers to take home with me.
Sometimes I figure the wife gets a little bit jealous so to make her feel better when I take my first sip of beer I say – the be otch didn’t even chill it.
Or if it’s an imported beer I will pretend I can’t open it and say – the be otch couldn’t even get me one with a twist top then we laugh and laugh. Cheers!

[Nanoose]

During the winter months I let my wife sit on my t-shirts while we have our morning coffee. Then when I get dressed and put on a warm t-shirt my nipples don’t get erect
like they do when I put on a cold t-shirt - there is nothing wrong with erect nipples but once I get my t-shirt on I am off to work and I would hate to leave my wife hanging all day thinking about my erect nipples. Cheers!

[Wahoo]

Watch it, Nanoose. I was practically tarred & feathered and run out of town on another Jamaica forum (you know who you are) for mentioning my erect nipples.

[ECO]

I sure the the brown stuff that floats in the toilet don't show loved ones my erect nipples!

[Nanoose]

Watch it, Nanoose. I was practically tarred & feathered and run out of town on another Jamaica forum (you know who you are) for mentioning my erect nipples.

Well its been a long time since I was tarred and feathered so I just copied my 2 posts above and posted them on that other Forum for a hoot. (in the family section) Cheers!

[Nanoose]

Today well I was in the liquor store I un- intentionally started to charm the pants off the lady that was handing out free beer samples (I was just trying to be nice so that I could try all 3 varieties). So instead o f breaking her heart I just said thank you – picked up my 6- pack and headed home.
Were the special stuff comes in is while I am away picking up my 6-pack my wife has 2 trained dogs by her side that know if I ever come home and find my wife murdered their going to be in big – big trouble. Cheers and happy week end !

[Nanoose]

A couple of months ago I came home from work and my wife asked me if I had noticed the windows in the sun room and I think I hurt her feelings when I said no because she had cleaned and polished them so well But when she told me that she also fertilized all the plants in the sun room - I kind of wanted to sarcastically say - thanks a lot you just ruined Christmas - but I didn’t partly because it would of been a little dramatic and partly because I know my wife loves Christmas just as much as I do. (there were Christmas cactuses in the sun room and fertilizing at that time of year would probably make them flower way to early)
A month ago my wife pointed out that the Christmas cactuses were already starting to show signs of flowering so they won’t be in full bloom at Christmas.
I kind of wanted to say – ya its because you fertilized them but I didn’t – I suggest that it was a funny growing year and pointed my finger at global warming and Emilio.
Cheers and happy week end!

[GhettoGurl]

OMG Nano... if Mrs. Nano even flinches me and Wahoo are moving in so the three of us can be happily ever after.. Ur close to THE perfect husband

I dont wanna be nice today

[ECO]

OMG Nano... if Mrs. Nano even flinches me and Wahoo are moving in so the three of us can be happily ever after.. Ur close to THE perfect husband

I dont wanna be nice today

Lol, sounds like one of the movies I just watched on Netflix about two Jamaican guys shacking up with a farrin woman. They took turns banging her but she had this theory "punani rules" that made her in charge of them since she had the mighty punani.

[Wahoo]

OMG Nano... if Mrs. Nano even flinches me and Wahoo are moving in so the three of us can be happily ever after..

Okay with me...but I'm not doing the shopping!

[Wahoo]

I actually have pleated trousers with cuffs like those...they went well with my classic reindeer sweater.

[GhettoGurl]

OMG Nano... if Mrs. Nano even flinches me and Wahoo are moving in so the three of us can be happily ever after.. Ur close to THE perfect husband

I dont wanna be nice today

Lol, sounds like one of the movies I just watched on Netflix about two Jamaican guys shacking up with a farrin woman. They took turns banging her but she had this theory "punani rules" that made her in charge of them since she had the mighty punani.

Send me the link.. I've been wanting to see porn with Jamaicans forever!!!!

[ECO]

http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/The-Luna ... kid=438403 It's a wacky movie maybe a little better after a good spliff. There is sex but it's not a porno

[Nanoose]

When I was nineteen I had no drivers license and had no intention of ever getting one. But one day I bought a 67 Pontiac Parisian for $200 and put it up on blocks in my Grandmothers back yard so that my girlfriend (now wife) and I would have some were private and nice to make out in.
In case you are thinking that – that doesn’t sound very special I will add that I could of bought a VW for $50 but I figured my girlfriend deserved something with a little more class and a descent heating system (VW’s heating systems suck) plus I didn’t like the colour of the car but I knew it was my girlfriends favorite colour so I think that was a pretty special thing for me to do. Cheers!

[Nanoose]

This might be more gallant or more selfish then it is special but about this time ever year cougars (the 4 legged kind) start coming down from the mountain for the winter. If they had it their way they would settle in my area but I don’t let them because they worry the wife.
Ever year I get my dogs and we find a cougar trail and we follow it and the cougar will try to loose us and eventual (after doing it for a few hours ever day for a week) the cougar will give up and find a new area.
Were the selfishness comes in is one of the reasons I do it is because if the wife is worried about a cougar she will be too scared to go out side and do her chores plus I only have 2 TV channels so I got to make my own entertainment.
In a funny way what makes it special is my gay dog is learning the ropes he used to have an identity crises now he knows he is a lean mean cougar chasing machine.
In a round about way I am going to add that I might be gallant but I’m not stupid and I believe that Fuchsia once said - in rock – paper - scissors thunder sticks always win. Cheers!

[Nanoose]

Today my grounds keeping customer cleaned out their down stairs fridge and gave me the 5 beers that were in it - but warned me that they had been in there for quite awhile and one of the cans had a pin hole in it and it leaked. When I got home before I started drinking then I told the wife that if I get deathly sick let the doctor know that I may have drunk out dated beer and one of the cans had a pin hole so maybe it could be botcholizom (just so the doctor could make a quick diagnose).
I drunk the 4 good cans first but when I came to the 5th one I reminded the wife that this was the can with the pin hole and maybe botcholizom - when I took the first sip I pretended that it was making me gag and I let a little beer run down my cheek onto the floor (not too much though because it was the last one).
I could of continued and used my acting skills to make the wife think that I was slipping into a hyptic coma but she looked worried so I just told her I was OK and just goofing around – any body else I would of went for the Emmy. Cheers and happy week end

[Nanoose]

Last winter my wife had to check into the hospital for a week because of
namoanea <-(probably not spelled right) and she was told she better give up the cigarettes and she has (knock on wood – I’m tapping my head).
The first few weeks were hard for her and sometimes when she seen me rolling a cigarette she would watch with desire so in a semi stern voice I would say – stop looking at me like I’m the Marlboro Man.
She would stop starring and go about her day so I think I helped her beat the addiction in my own special way. Cheers!

[Wahoo]

You had me going with that leaky beer can story, Nanoose. I thought you were going to say you sacrificed the fifth can and poured it down the drain, and a tear was slowly working it's way down my cheek, because I hate to see a beer wasted. I sometimes (okay...often) put a beer in the freezer to get properly chilled quickly, and then forget about it till the next morning to discover the can is blown and a beer is wasted.

Good on you for doing the right thing and taking the risk to salvage what was left of that fifth beer. Sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do.

[ECO]

Lol, you didn't give them up to support her?

[Nanoose]

Today well I was at work a long time family friend phoned for a chit chat about his legal troubles and the best my wife could do was advise him to get a lawyer. She meant well but it wasn’t really that special so I am concocting a special plan to make his legal problems disappear. I plan on using my tracking skills to find Dolly even if I have to look in ever dive hotel in Nanaimo.
Then I will let her know that our mutual friend Jim is having legal troubles then ask her to do her hockus pocus and make some legal documents disappear like she did for my youngest son. I wouldn’t say Dolly is a witch but she has some kind of power and if she decides to set her mind to it then poof documents disappear.
Anyway I think it’s a real special thing I am doing for our friend and it probably makes that special Marlboro Man thing I did for the wife look like nothing. Cheers!