Tell Me Something Good Thread 2010

[GhettoGurl]

My ex MIL told me I am like a daughter to her and any child of mine she'll be proud to call her grandchild YAY!!!!! Feel good moment!!!

[Nanoose]

Last month 2 pedestrians were killed crossing the highway by my place.
The good thing is it scared me enough that I now walk 3 blooks out of my way and
cross at the lights.

[Nanoose]

3 good things to share today

#1 - A couple of days ago my son was gifted with a Hefty garbage bag full of ganja leaf and soon he will be given a bag of bud trimmings. He is planning on making oil and I am pretty sure he will remember that good old ma and pa love weed oil.

#2 – The person he got it from works part time as a ganja plant trimmer and makes $25 per hour plus meals. 5 years ago trimmers were getting $15 per hour plus meals - that’s a nice wage increase over a short period of time so business must be booming. What I think is extra good is she gets home cooked meals must growers just supply pizza for meals and I think there should be a law against that because pizzas are pure poison.

#3 – Today a stewardess complemented me on my new hair style so I said – what? So she repeated the complement and I said pardon?
My record for making people repeat complements to me is 4 and maybe tomorrow I will break the record.
My grounds keeping customers are starting to come back from their winter vacations – the last time they seen me I had a brush cut and no beard – now I look like a rock star. Cheers!

[ECO]

Hmm....oil, something I've never tried, is it like hash?

[ECO]

Something good......I was able to sleep during 2 hours of a dance recital without snoring! Heading back for another two hours to try it again

[damswell]

68lbs Gone forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nanoose]

Hmm....oil, something I've never tried, is it like hash?

No its more like a thick oil – its basically resin that you refine out of the leaf or bud.
Hash (real hash) only comes from a hash plant and it is THC crystals. Cheers!

[ECO]

Hmm....oil, something I've never tried, is it like hash?

No its more like a thick oil – its basically resin that you refine out of the leaf or bud.
Hash (real hash) only comes from a hash plant and it is THC crystals. Cheers!

Are you pulling my leg?

I googled for pictures of hash plants and they all look like ganja plants to me. Can you find a correct image for me?

Something good.... I'm going to take country line dancing lessons

[Nanoose]

Hmm....oil, something I've never tried, is it like hash?

No its more like a thick oil – its basically resin that you refine out of the leaf or bud.
Hash (real hash) only comes from a hash plant and it is THC crystals. Cheers!

Are you pulling my leg?

I googled for pictures of hash plants and they all look like ganja plants to me. Can you find a correct image for me?

Something good.... I'm going to take country line dancing lessons

Well a hash plant is a strain of the ganja plant – like a skunk plant is a strain.
A lot of the real hash comes from Bolivia. – they send naked woman through the hash plant fields and the crystals stick to them (that’s what I heard anyway). But you can also make hash by rubbing your hands on a hash plant – the crystals stick then you rub your hands together and it turns into a paste – then you repeat the processes.
Cheers!.

[ECO]

That's how it's done with ganja. You just rub the plant and your hands get sticky, then you rub your hands together to form a little round black ball of hash.

[ECO]

Something good...... a blizzard from Dairy Queen, boy are those things yummy!

[Nanoose]

That's how it's done with ganja. You just rub the plant and your hands get sticky, then you rub your hands together to form a little round black ball of hash.

Well that’s what us hash snobs call finger hash.
Kind of wish that I was in a position to give you a blind fold taste test between hash made from a hash plant and hash made from other strains of marijuana.
Then I would take off the blind fold and we would go over to the work station.
In the work station there would be a work bench and on the work bench there would be a Dremoll tool with assorted bits and 10 - 3 pound blocks of hash..
Attached to the Dremoll tool there would be an envelope containing a letter that said –
Starting with block A carve the 10 blocks of hash into Buda statues.
You have 2 hours good luck and cheers!
After about 10 minutes of carving on block A you would have a half way decent looking Buda statue so you would move on to block B but no mater how hard you tried block B looked more like Don Knots then it did Buda. So you would move on but they would all look like Don Knots because nothing carves better then hash made from a hash plant. [that’s how it was smuggled into Couties) Cheers and happy week end!

[ECO]

10-3 pound blocks of hash------------- that's enough for a Greatful Dead concert that tours every major city in the US and Canada!

[Wahoo]

Eco, Nanoose is just yanking our chain. There's no such thing as a hash plant! If there was, though, I'd cross-breed it with a money tree!

[Nanoose]

I never joke about the ganja it’s a pretty serious thing with me. A hash plant is a strain of marijuana that produces lots of crystal THC. Cheers!

here is a vid of a hash plant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNeSWFyDED8&feature=related

[ECO]

Camels are now trained to drink out of soda bottles

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[ECO]

Deer are starting to get some velvet on their horns.

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[ECO]

Camel toes look ugly on camels....not so ugly elsewhere.

[ECO]

Something really good:

So....Saturday I get a letter and instantly I know the handwriting on the envelope....it belongs to my x wife After not seeing each other for 15+ years she wants to finally sale the townhouse that we both own

If my memory is correct we bought it in 1990 for $70,000 and 20 years into the mortgage I would assume we owe $35,000 (no clue please correct me if I'm wrong). According to her the place is still in great shape and she might have buyers....

But.......the market in Stephens City VA sort of sucks in my opinion

20 years later the place is not even worth twice what we bought it for I think that sets a national low for real estate.

Oh well, I get a monkey off my back and a few coins in my pocket

[ECO]

Starting the beer drinking season tonight......I mean the sailboat racing season