Tell us a whopper

[Nanoose]

Once Muhammad Ali and I were tidying up a storage room at a stadium and we came across a dusty coil of rope and Muhammad Ali pointed out that it was made from hemp. So I said hey image that rope a dope and Muhammad Ali said - hey I like that can I use it kid and I said sure Muhammad Ali you’re the greatest and Ali said hey I like that too kid.
After his fight that night Howard Costal interviewed him and said – Ali it looked pretty bad for you in the third round then you made an amassing recovery – did you have a strategy? Muhammad Ali said sure Howard it was my new rope a dope strategy - I rest on the ropes well the dope tries to hurt me and we all know he can’t do that because I’m the greatest.
Cheers!

[Nanoose]

The 2 aliens and I

Once I was in the woods hunting for pine mushrooms and I heard a
strange whooshing sound above me.
Then I was hit by a bright light and than I started floating up in the air.
After a couple of seconds I passed out and when I woke up I noticed I was
tied face down on what appeared to be an Ikea bunk bed which I thought to
be a bit strange. But when I seen the 2 aliens and noticed that one of them
was holding a long slender probe I got real scared.
When I get scared I always try to calm myself down by singing that
surfing bird song.- so I started singing –
papa who mow - mow papa who mow –mow.
The aliens looked at me and scratched their heads and then they waved
their hands over a panel and what appeared to be a Funk & Wagner
dictionary appeared.
They couldn’t find papa who mow - mow papa who mow –mow in
the dictionary so one of them said Google Search.
They waved their hands over the panel again and a monitor
appeared with an Internet Explorer dial up box on it which I also found a
bit strange.
After they connected they typed in
papa who mow - mow papa who mow –mow and hit the search button.
When the no search results were found page showed up the 2 aliens seemed
to get mad so I started singing louder.
The aliens kept hitting the try again button and after about 20 times I started
feeling sorry for the little buggers and said – try Surfing bird.
They did and when they got a page that said 10.000.002 search results
found they looked a little frustrated so I said let me help.
I was hit by another beam of light and a split second later I was sitting at a
key board which I found a bit strange but figured it was better then being
tied face down on a Ikea bunk bed.
I found a music down load and when a prompt box showed up that said –
some files can harm your computer I asked the aliens if I should continue.
It was at that moment that the aliens and I started bonding – they could
see that I meant them or their computer no harm and I could see they had a pretty sweet computer.
After we listened to the song we smoked a doobie and I asked them if
they were really going to probe me and they said – na we were just messing
with your head. Cheers!