The ANYTHING GOES Thread

[ECO]

As a world famous thread killer and hijacker, I find this thread offensive! How in the heck can I hijack it?

[MZKUMA]

Don't you just hate it when you are waiting for a parking space and when the other car pulls out, another car rushes in and takes it? Makes you want to do what Madea did. Get a giant fork lift and dump their car up side down and reclaim your space.

[ECO]

Don't you just hate it when you are waiting for a parking space and when the other car pulls out, another car rushes in and takes it? Makes you want to do what Madea did. Get a giant fork lift and dump their car up side down and reclaim your space.

I'm not proud but I'll share: About two years ago we had someone cut us off in order to get in our parking spot at a hotel where we go to eat dinner (only place in town with no lines). The people laughed or something about their victory and those little nasty devil horns began to poke through my head. After dinner I decided that all of the little butter things that came with the bread would look nice all over their windshield. Since I took of the wrappers and placed them at the top of their windshield I would assume they would melt and look like bird do do.......either way my devil horns went away and I enjoyed the rest of my evening knowing those A-holes from NY would have to spend a few minutes cleaning their windshield.

The moral of the story. .....I don't have a clue.

[Rose21]

Don't you just hate it when you are waiting for a parking space and when the other car pulls out, another car rushes in and takes it? Makes you want to do what Madea did. Get a giant fork lift and dump their car up side down and reclaim your space.

I'm not proud but I'll share: About two years ago we had someone cut us off in order to get in our parking spot at a hotel where we go to eat dinner (only place in town with no lines). The people laughed or something about their victory and those little nasty devil horns began to poke through my head. After dinner I decided that all of the little butter things that came with the bread would look nice all over their windshield. Since I took of the wrappers and placed them at the top of their windshield I would assume they would melt and look like bird do do.......either way my devil horns went away and I enjoyed the rest of my evening knowing those A-holes from NY would have to spend a few minutes cleaning their windshield.

The moral of the story. .....I don't have a clue.

Bad bad bad!! at least you got a kick out of doing it

[MZKUMA]

Don't you just hate it when you are waiting for a parking space and when the other car pulls out, another car rushes in and takes it? Makes you want to do what Madea did. Get a giant fork lift and dump their car up side down and reclaim your space.

I'm not proud but I'll share: About two years ago we had someone cut us off in order to get in our parking spot at a hotel where we go to eat dinner (only place in town with no lines). The people laughed or something about their victory and those little nasty devil horns began to poke through my head. After dinner I decided that all of the little butter things that came with the bread would look nice all over their windshield. Since I took of the wrappers and placed them at the top of their windshield I would assume they would melt and look like bird do do.......either way my devil horns went away and I enjoyed the rest of my evening knowing those A-holes from NY would have to spend a few minutes cleaning their windshield.

The moral of the story. .....I don't have a clue.

I guess the moral of the story is never swipe a hungry mans parking space.

[ECO]

Bad bad bad!! at least you got a kick out of doing it

Here's another one:

About 5 years ago our neighbor 100 yards down the street rented his house out to a convicted crack dealer who had a few kids but most of them were in the custody of the state. After about a month she installed security cameras and had set of a full blown crack business on our peaceful street. All of our neighbors called the police who of course did nothing even when we gave them lists of when the buyers came and went and their license plate info. After even going to the state drug task force she was never locked up. One morning one of her upset clients tried several times to run her over and at this point my little devil horns came out.........

I created two billboard signs 2x4' double sided and placed them in the street in front of her house. I forget the exact terms I used and will have to dig around for the original photo's but it went something like this:

Discount Crack Cocaine for sale, we will not be undersold
24 hour full service crack house
View our website for our current specials wwww.crackwhore.coom
Stop in now and save 20%

On the 2nd sign

I sell crack and I'm a whore.
I love my kids so much that I let the state take care of them
Stop in now for great deals on crack and maybe other stuff

Lol, at 8am I saw one of my neighbors dragging the signs down the street so I asked what she was doing.......my neighbor (not the crackhead) thought the crackhead made them to advertise her business! I ended up putting them back and waiting around all day for the excitement, you see crackheads tend to sleep all day so I had a long wait. When she finally woke up she called all of her friends (drug buyers) to come over and look at the signs...they must of liked my work Next of all people to call she called the police with some of her drug buying friends still at her home......hmm she knows she's a drug dealer and she knows that they know she's a drug dealer but yet she calls them The police as expected did nothing at all since the signs were on public property and not on her yard... more of this story soon come.

[Rose21]

ECO, don't forget to continue the crack head story? I need to know what happen to that woman.

[Rose21]

A little help please ! Whenever I'm watching videos on the forum it plays for about a second then it starts buffering, it buffer right through the video. This has being happening for the past four days...is there something I can do to stop it from buffering. It is sooooo annoying

[ECO]

Be very careful with that stuff, a friend of mine was addicted to Nyqil and drank a crap load of it every day to go to sleep.

[ECO]

I'm not sure what is in the stuff but Nyqil is full of alcohol and that as we know is addictive. Plus it's habit forming, they get drunk and pass out for 8 hours and some people do it weekly or even daily.

[Batty_gyal]

I'm tired of wedding planning...everything seems to come out of the woodworks and somedays I have to refocus and remind my self its about Ainsley and I....and not all the stress that seems to surround this whole experience. I'm so glad I only have to do this once. Especially planning from overseas....pain in the butt!! I'm so tired of negativity.....and I refuse to let once ounce of it touch this experience again. This is supposed to be the happiest experience of my life...and in the words of a wise women " don't let anyone or anything ruin it for you". I think that needs to be my new motto with everything.

I'm also wondering what the hell happened to summer and why we havn't really seen it yet?

[Irie]

LMAO montreal is seeing it this week. Maybe you will get the heatwave next week lol.

And its a good motto. Stick to it

[jellybean]

BA will be changing the luggage allowance from 1st October to 23kgs only 1 suitcase will be allowed ........................I hope Virgin does not follow this because I always travel with 2 to JA and I know I will not be able to get all my things into 1 suitcase weighing 23kgs.

[jellybean]

Did you read in the paper about the guy who bought a plasma TV from someone in a car park and when he opened it is contained an oven door................how stupid.

[ECO]

Did you read in the paper about the guy who bought a plasma TV from someone in a car park and when he opened it is contained an oven door................how stupid.

Up here people sell $2000 speakers for a couple hundred dollars in mall parking lots. I've heard different stories, some that the box has a couple bricks in it and some that it actually contains really cheap speakers with the expensive logo. I've been approached by the people 3 times, they always drive a white rental van and every time I call the police and they drive off in a hurry.


I still love the movie "Mo Money" when they sell the dude a tv and the box is filled with cinder blocks.

[ECO]

It's 12 degrees warmer in Rhode Island today than it is in Jamaica

Edit: just talked to Paco (the guy who hosts this site) and it's 106 in Mexico

[jellybean]

BA will be changing the luggage allowance from 1st October to 23kgs only 1 suitcase will be allowed ........................I hope Virgin does not follow this because I always travel with 2 to JA and I know I will not be able to get all my things into 1 suitcase weighing 23kgs.

You are joking right?


Edit: HAd a look --> Can't see that. http://www.britishairways.com/travel/ne ... blic/en_gb

http://www.britishairways.com/travel/ne ... blic/en_gb

would I joke about a thing like luggage - I dont think so......................................

[Wahoo]

For the right price, "Have Shovel, Will Travel" Wahoo can guarantee the dead woman shows up in court.

[ECO]

Wahoo, the same hotel with the um.....working women?

[Wahoo]

Wahoo, the same hotel with the um.....working women?

Well...yeah...how did you guess? They even give me the senior citizen's discount.