The buzz is in the air and a tale about Uncle Mary Jane

[Nanoose]

A couple of days ago the Guerrilla ganja grower’s in District 69 awakened from their winters hibernation went outside and prepared for their annual mystical motivational kick in the caboose from Uncle Mary Jane. A Guerrilla ganja grower builds up a lot of negative energy and EMO feelings during hibernation things like – no buddy appreciates them or the value of ganja grown in the great out doors they also dwell on thoughts about being ripped off or busted so they need a mystical kick in the caboose from Uncle Mary Jane then it’s – I think I can I think can I think can.

Uncle Mary Jane came into being one cold winter day when his favorite niece burst into the room crying and saying – Uncle – Uncle the kids at school are saying that marijuana is a drug just like heroine and if the cops find mommy and daddy’s plants Social services will take me away and tell me that mommy and daddy are un-fit parents.
As her Uncle chipped away her frozen tears he calmly said – no Mary the kids at school have been listing to the propaganda channel again – marijuana is nothing like heroine. Then he sadly said – but the kids are right about Social services taking you away and telling you that mommy and daddy are un-fit parents – plus after they charge your mommy and daddy they will print it in the criminal section of the local news paper.
Then he said Mary you have to be strong and not listen to the propaganda channel and you have to help mommy and daddy by remembering that loose lips sinks ships.
Later Mary and her Uncle sat at the table and had Oreo’s and milk – Mary Worked on a protest sign that said – Over Grow Prohibition – Plant Marijuana Ever Were! And as her Uncle replaced the dull spikes on his Cork boots he thought – this ones for you kid your money and daddy will have marijuana and when you graduate you will have marijuana and when your kids graduate they will have marijuana When spring arrived he put on his camouflage gear and Cork boots the headed for the hills to help win the war on marijuana. Cheers!

[ECO]

I don't under the spikes and cork boots?????

[Nanoose]

I don't under the spikes and cork boots?????

Caulk boots or cork boots (pronounced "cork" and usually called "corks") are leather nail-soled boots worn by lumberjacks in the timber-producing regions of the Pacific Northwest and Canada. They are worn for traction in the woods and especially in timber rafting, and were part of a lumberman's basic equipment along with axe and crosscut saw. Loggers and “others” who work in the woods still wear corks today. Cheers!

[ECO]

Okay, sort of like the "corkers" we wear while fishing on the rocks. Boots with pointy grips that dig into anything even the green stuff on ocean and river rocks.