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Am I the only bastard on JAB?

Postby Nanoose » Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:44 pm

There is a movie called “The Worlds Greatest Disguise Artist”.
In it the main character had a marshal art called Slapping and what he would do
to a foe was repeatedly slap them in the face well saying, “who’s your daddy?”
If he was to slap me in the face and ask me who my daddy was I would have to say I don’t know. Ever time he slapped me and asked me who my daddy was I would say I don’t know.
I wouldn’t keep saying - I don’t know because I’m an a-hole - I would say it because I’m a bastard. (don’t know who my biological father is)
When I was young it kind of bugged me because I didn’t know what Nationality I was so when people asked me what Nationality I was - I would just make one up.
Sometimes when girls asked me what Nationality I was - I would say,
“Polish and you know what they say about Polish men don’t you?”
When they said no – I would say – once you had Pole you never go back.
And I wouldn’t say it because I was a bastard - I would say it because I am a bit of an a-hole. Cheers!
What's pushing us apart isn't loneliness what's holding us together isn't love. Listen to the man who's been touched all his life yes he's the one they call the fool. Where is that savoir of the sidewalk life and the road that takes us to the crusades? We still got along way to go yes we still got a along way to go.

Alice Cooper – Long Way To Go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgknPqMQvR4
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Re: Am I the only bastard on JAB?

Postby ECO » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:52 pm

To the best of my knowledge I'm not a bastard....but I'm without a doubt I'm an a-hole at times.
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Re: Am I the only bastard on JAB?

Postby GhettoGurl » Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:25 am

LMFAO... I am a bastard and a b*tch Nano.. dont feel too bad ;)
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Re: Am I the only bastard on JAB?

Postby Nanoose » Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:51 pm

GhettoGurl wrote:LMFAO... I am a bastard and a b*tch Nano.. dont feel too bad ;)


Well I don’t feel bad at all because I now have a blood brother but he’s not a bastard like me - he is a hereditary Chief. And if he is ever appointed Chief of his Band he is going to pull a few strings and forge a few documents and get me a statues card. Then my Nationality will officially be Aboriginal plus I will be exempt from paying taxes in North America.
What I do feel bad about is his childhood on a reservation and the education he received in the Catholic schools that Canada forced his people to go to. (he got beat by the nuns for speaking his language). Another thing Canada did to Aboriginals (Inuit tribes) was slaughter their sled dogs so that they would have no way of life and have to move to reservations.
Now a days there is a movement on the reservations to bring back pride to the aboriginals and help youth see that alcohol and drug abuse is not right.

The BC rap group War Party has already helped many youth turn their life around with their music and by getting involved with aboriginal youth groups so 3 cheers to them.

Here is a vid to one of their songs

http://www.nativetube.com/video/27/Feeling-Reserved--War-Party

PS- who sings that song – And then I got high?
What's pushing us apart isn't loneliness what's holding us together isn't love. Listen to the man who's been touched all his life yes he's the one they call the fool. Where is that savoir of the sidewalk life and the road that takes us to the crusades? We still got along way to go yes we still got a along way to go.

Alice Cooper – Long Way To Go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgknPqMQvR4
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Re: Am I the only bastard on JAB?

Postby GhettoGurl » Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:07 am

His name is Afroman :dreads:
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