The Tiger Woods Blues

[Wahoo]

(Sung to the accompanyment of Wahoo playing his wailing blues harmonica)

When I woke up this morning,
My wife Elin was gone,
She took the kid and checkbook with her,
Now I'm all alone
I got the blues (wa-waaa)
Oh Lawd, I got the blues...

[Wahoo]

Second verse:

When I woke up this morning,
I had rats in my backyard,
I called the exterminator,
But they just shot him the finger,
And they's still in my backyard,
I got the blues (wa waaa)
Oh Lawd, I got the blues...

[ECO]

Record it and post it on YouTube!

[GhettoGurl]

LMAO!!!!!! Thats sum blues right deh Wahoo LOL

[Wahoo]

Had a dream last night,
I was drinking $100 Red Stripes at Canoe,
Then Kirby doubled the price,
And holding my last $100, I wailing "Dayum, looks like I'm screwed!"
Wahoo's gots the blues (wa-waaah)
Oh Lawd, Wahoo's gots the Negril West End blues...