Them good old boys were drinking Whiskey and Rye singing thi

[Nanoose]

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Them good old boys were drinking Whiskey and Rye singing this could be the day that I die.

Today I will be doing a 1 hour job that could kill me in a 10 different ways.
But if I keep those dangers in mind and an eye out for hidden dangers I will live to smoke another doobie after the dangerous parts done.
One of the ways it could kill me is I get a ¼ inch gash in my leg – my wife runs over to help me – trips and smashes my head open with the metal first aid kit (she’s really clumsy).
To explain what this thread is about I will have to Quote Lister talking to his Posey on the Bridge of the mining ship Red Dwarf as it past through the Dextor Solar system – “you live you die it’s the bits in between that are important”. The thread is also about your Posey’s or good old boys – if I were to die in the bush cutting down a tree my Posey wouldn’t suspect foul play (because they know my wife is clumsy) but if they did suspect foul play and saddle up – to quote Mr. T – “I pity the sucker” Cheers!

[ECO]

So bye bye miss BC pie, drove my yawdtractor to the bay but the bay was dry, singing good ole.........