Is there anything similar to Sasquach or Big Foots living in

[Nanoose]

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Is there anything similar to Sasquach or Big Foots living in wilds of Jamaica?

I have 2 theories about why Sasquach or Big Foots are on earth the first one is – they were brought to Earth by an alien race as a type of low intelligent guinea pig – then something happened to the aliens – like maybe the aliens got a communication that there was a plant in the Alfa Santory Solar system were the female inhabitants had 3 breasts so they blasted off and left the low intelligent guinea pigs behind .
My second theory is the Sasquach or Big Foots were brought to Earth by an alien race as a type of guinea pig but they had a bit of intelligence and as soon as the aliens sent the Sasquach or Big Foots out the Sasquach or Big Foots said see you later suckers and they spread around the world.

I have a side theory which is when the Sasquach or Big Foots first said see you later suckers the aliens were startled and because they had huge heads and skinny little legs they rolled down the ramp then down a hill and they drowned in the rapids. Eventually some one found the space craft and for the past 50 years or so scientist have been using Reverse technology to find something on that craft that they did understand then build on that until they figure the whole thing out. I sometimes think that the scientist already had the craft and every thing on it figured out but one day they pushed a button on the teleporter said - see you later suckers and headed for the planet of 3 breasted women. Cheers and happy week end!

[Wahoo]

Nanoose, you been smoking a leafy green substance?

[Nanoose]

Nanoose, you been smoking a leafy green substance?

That kind of hurt my feelings because I thought that by now you would know that I always smoke the green stuff.
Good thing I didn’t mention my theory on what the woman on the planet of the 3 breasted woman have for breakfast – you might start thinking that I am on ecastasy. Cheers and happy week end!

[Wahoo]

Nanoose, you been smoking a leafy green substance?

That kind of hurt my feelings because I thought that by now you would know that I always smoke the green stuff.
Good thing I didn’t mention my theory on what the woman on the planet of the 3 breasted woman have for breakfast – you might start thinking that I am on ecastasy. Cheers and happy week end!

Oh, I knew that. I'm worried about you, though, 'cause you allow yourself only one six-pack of beer a week. A man can't live on a six-pack a week!

[Nanoose]

Nanoose, you been smoking a leafy green substance?

That kind of hurt my feelings because I thought that by now you would know that I always smoke the green stuff.
Good thing I didn’t mention my theory on what the woman on the planet of the 3 breasted woman have for breakfast – you might start thinking that I am on ecastasy. Cheers and happy week end!

Oh, I knew that. I'm worried about you, though, 'cause you allow yourself only one six-pack of beer a week. A man can't live on a six-pack a week!

Well he can if a little abeyance, imagination and ganja are throw in.

Example: One Saturday a month I am booked to work at stewardesses house she is always so delighted with my work that she buys me my week end 6- pack of beer. Sometimes I like to think that my wife is a bit jealous about a stewardess buying me beer so to make her feel better sometimes when I get home and take the beer out of the bag I say to the wife – the B Otch didn’t even chill it then we laugh and laugh and smoke a doobie. (we all know each other so its just goofing around) Cheers and happy week end!

[ECO]

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They have duppies http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duppy

Google around for the "rules" for getting along with duppies, it will shock you!

[GhettoGurl]

LOL... Ofcourse not!! Its way too hot ova dehso!!!!

[Nanoose]

LOL... Ofcourse not!! Its way too hot ova dehso!!!!

Well maybe they shave in Jamaica and look like 7 foot tall Gumbies (the aliens were green). They might even have a second heat insolating layer of fur like long hair dogs. Cheers!

[GhettoGurl]

A naked bigfoot can you imagine??? Well since they are trimmed maybe ova dehso they are called BigCrotch... or sumthing similar

[ECO]

LOL... Ofcourse not!! Its way too hot ova dehso!!!!

Then explain how some of dem Rasta guys manage to live with all of dem dreads. Then again some of dem live without salt in their diet.

[Nanoose]

A couple of days ago I found an article about a Bigfoot in Jamaica. It was from 2009 and about the Jamaican police looking for a Bigfoot that had attacked a nine year old girl and killed her dog. I forgot to save the link so I could post it here - I just looked for it again but couldn’t find it. (sorry)

I did find a youtube video by Sasquatch and the Sickabillies . They rocked but a lot of profanity so I won’t post a link. Cheers!

[Wahoo]

I haven't told anyone till now, but I saw a Sasquatch during my last visit to Negril in April 2009. True story! I was sitting on my bed rolling a fat Bob Marley-size spliff in my ground-level room on the garden side of Grand Pineapple Resort & Spa, when I chanced to look up, and there she/it was--standing outside my room looking thru the window at me. I snatched up an armful of empty Red Stripe bottles and chased she/it around the rear of my cottage, hurling bottles as I ran, but she/it disappeared into the dense jungle.

To any disbelievers in my Jamaican Sasquatch she/it story, just check behind my cottage at Grand Pineapple. The empty Red Stripe bottles I tossed are probably still there to prove it!