Things I can get away with because I am pregnant...

[GhettoGurl]

I need to know which things I can get away with just because I am pregnant

For instance... I rob a store and as I walk away with my Uzi I say.. calm down people.. It's ooookay.. I am pregnant!!!

Or I can eat like a giant burger with Kingsize fries and a two liter coke.... and when people start starring at me.. I'll just say.... It's ok.. I am pregnant
Stuff like that... give it to me

[Nanoose]

Well if you wear a hoodie and have an automatic weapon you probably could get away with robbing a store pregnant or not.
Bu in my opinion it shouldn’t be for extra burgers fries and sodas because to much of that stuff harms fetuses. Cheers!

[GhettoGurl]

LOL Nanooooo just gimme sum tips

[Nanoose]

LOL Nanooooo just gimme sum tips

Ok – don’t use an Uzi when you rob the stores because they are unreliable.
And don’t use a Toyota as your get away car because the gas pedals stick and you might get stressed out as you zoom –zoom around at uncontrollable high speeds and the stress could harm or upset the fetus. Cheers!

[GhettoGurl]

LMAO ur crazyyyyyyyy

[Nanoose]

LMAO ur crazyyyyyyyy

Ya but I can’t help it because it’s in my jeans – I mean Genes.
Plus when I was a fetus my mom listened to a lot of Country and western music and I think it was just to much for a tiny little fetus to take so I snapped or something.
So what I figure now is that most people might over look you eating a huge hamburger combo because they know your eating for 2.
And some people might over look you using an unreliable Ozi to rob a store because they know that your pregnant and scrimped a bit when you bought you weapon so that you could also buy baby blankets est. But probably most people will call child welfare on you if they hear you listening to Country and western music and they won’t let you get away with iI because you could be harming the fetus. Cheers!

[Nanoose]

All craziness aside – I must say that I am getting a little excited about the pregnancy.
And I gave a little rational thought to your question about what you can get away with because your pregnant.
I now figure with the proper resources the sky’s the limit and if people what to stare then tell them to take a picture because it lasts longer.
(but say it like Pee wee Herman would)
I was also thinking that now your son will have a little brother or sister to take care of which is a pretty big responsibility and it reminded me of a Patti Smith song that she wrote for her little sister Kimberly.
It might even be the answer to your question because it points out that the only thing that matters is the safety of a loved one. Cheers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oV_COYyHKM

[GhettoGurl]

Awwww Thanks Nano, I am excited too.. Will listen to that song later on with my baby's brother

[ECO]

"Things I can get away with because I am pregnant..."

1. Cutting in line at the supermarket.

2. Extra bathroom breaks at work.

3. Adding on a few extra pounds.

4. Passing gas.

Congrats on having a "P-card" <---patent pending on that term, don't use it without paying me royalty fees please.

[GhettoGurl]

Now that's what I'm talking about LOL!!!

Just don't know about passing gas, gonna keep that to myself

[ECO]

Wahoo says you can fart the theme song to "Cheers"......not sure if he made that up or I did but I thought I should share it

[GhettoGurl]

LOL so not gonna do that, I might just soil myself LMAO