6 things he hates about you

[Rose21]

OMG! now i know why i am single. I've been questioning myself as to why i am all alone, now i have the answer.

[Rose21]

I am calling myself out on # 3 i don't think it's jealouse (well for me at lease) i want to know why he had to go to the bathroom to take his phone.I don't excuse myself when i get a phone call.

[Rose21]

Oh 'tap yuh naise!

I am none of those things and still single!

Not even one come on now! Don't tell me your a "goody two shoes" As we all know we don't have to be anyone of those girls to be single.

[Rose21]

See that to me would be a warning flag - to start "dumping procedures"

No questions need to be asked - the answer is already known!

Oh yea it's a warning flag, but you know some of ladies we know what's going on we wait till it blows up in our face before we start throwing thing out the window.

[ECO]

I am calling myself out on # 3 i don't think it's jealouse (well for me at lease) i want to know why he had to go to the bathroom to take his phone.I don't excuse myself when i get a phone call.

I do this all the time. I don't like to talk on the phone when other people are around so I go in other rooms even if that room is a bathroom. I also get really pissy if people decide to take long winded calls around me without walking off to finish them.

[Rose21]

I am calling myself out on # 3 i don't think it's jealouse (well for me at lease) i want to know why he had to go to the bathroom to take his phone.I don't excuse myself when i get a phone call.

I do this all the time. I don't like to talk on the phone when other people are around so I go in other rooms even if that room is a bathroom. I also get really pissy if people decide to take long winded calls around me without walking off to finish them.

i'll keep this in mind whenever i am seeing someone and he go to the bathroom to talk to whom ever he's talking to it shouldn't make him suspicious of anything.

[ECO]

This was printed in the Jamaica Observer. Linky

1. When you pretend to be 'goody two shoes'. Men don't have a problem with women being involved in a previous relationship. They aren't really expecting virgins - if they are lucky enough to find one that's fine. But they hate it when women think they are so dumb that they will buy this pious, sweet natured person act. Be yourself and stop trying to come off as if you are the perfect saint - they will think you are trying to pull a fast one on them.

2. When you criticise other women. There are some women who can't be happy unless they are putting down others. They spend their whole lives tearing down the fairer sex to the man, especially those he happens to be friends with. It's a big turn-off for men and it really doesn't put you in a great light with him.

3. When you're insanely jealous. This constant jealousy is one that drives most men nuts! They really don't like to be quizzed about every single thing they do, who was that on the phone, what did the person want - and the list could go on and on. It's enough to send your man crazy. Be warned.

4. When you're clingy. While the man enjoys spending time with you he really isn't looking forward to having you as his 'handbag'. You have to be clutched close by his side everywhere he is going. He needs his space and that don't mean he doesn't care for you.

5. When you invade his personal space. You are definitely crossing the line when you go through his phone, searching his phonebook, roving through his text messages and going through his call history. To add insult to injury you are ever questioning him about the calls he made. He doesn't need a private eye in the relationship - don't be surprised if he takes the nearest exit.

6. When you yap, yap yap. You talk too much you worry me to death. you just talk, talk too much. Some women would do well to listen to the words of this popular song. It is no joking matter. men really can't deal with the incessant chatting.

My take on the list.

#1. I want virgins. I don't want to hear about how the 1-1000 guys before me who did weird stuff to the lady in the past.

#2. I really don't care about that one.

#3. This one would both me, ask me once as a trust builder to look through my e-mails or cell phone ask again and find the door. Get caught going through my stuff.....not good at all.

#4. That all depends on what we have in common. If the clingy thing is like doing all sorts of stuff in common together then that is cool. If it's to keep me on a leash then that is a no no!

#5. same as #3

#6. If the yapping is of interest that is fine, if it's boring drool then she needs a pet to talk to.

[ECO]

i'll keep this in mind whenever i am seeing someone and he go to the bathroom to talk to whom ever he's talking to it shouldn't make him suspicious of anything.

Lol, if he takes a girl in the bathroom to talk get those red flags up. For men a bathroom is just a peaceful place.

[ECO]

LOL @ #1 - Good lUck in finding one!
I wouldn't have even thought of going through someone's e-mails and phone - even as a trust builder. Everyone deserves some aspect of privacy.

Rumor has it that you can walk into a brothel and ask if there are any virgins and over half of the women will raise their hands.

[ECO]

My own list;

1. Constant playing with hair or makeup so it looks perfect 75,000 times a day.

2. Bitching about weight issues. I much rather have someone who is 50 pounds over weight than someone who stresses all day long over an extra 3 pounds.

3. Having to be in style.........listening to the in fashion music, reading the popular books, buying a different handbag every week cause xyx changed hers.

4. Spending time thinking about how their boobs look in a dress or new bra........lol to me that would be like a man thinking about how his unit looked in a pair of slacks.

5. Any talk about a diet that exceeds 5 minutes a day.

6. Phone calls to chat about what happened on a tv show with friends while I am unable to escape to the bathroom or someplace peaceful.

7. Nagging, don't want anyone to miss this one dont's friggen nag on me! I don't need daily lectures about what I eat, what I drink, what I read, what I watch, how I drive.........................find someone else to nag.

[Wahoo]

I stopped off at Quiznos Subs (sponsor of the Quiznos Madfin Shark Series Tournament) today to get a sub to take to my son at his summer job. There was a long line of lunch-time customers, and there were two women in front of me in line. One of them never stopped yak-yak-yak-yak-yakking the whole time! Her friend never got a word in edgewise because of her yak-yak-yak-yak-yakking! She seemed like a very nice person, but if I were married to her and had to listen that incessant yak-yak-yak-yak-yakking all the time, I'd either have to file for divorce, ram my car into an abutment at 90 mph, or fake my own disappearance!

Ladies, a guy can take only so much yak-yak-yakking before he snaps. Even the guy you're cheating on your husband with because "he listens" can take only so much yapping and will soon stop calling. Remember these 3 words: silence is golden.

[ECO]

Remember these 3 words: silence is golden.

I forget the joke that deals with that topic, something about why god invented blow xxxx (oral) to give men 10 minutes of not having to listen to the yapper. I guess the joke could go both way...........

[MZKUMA]

This was printed in the Jamaica Observer. Linky

1. When you pretend to be 'goody two shoes'. Men don't have a problem with women being involved in a previous relationship. They aren't really expecting virgins - if they are lucky enough to find one that's fine. But they hate it when women think they are so dumb that they will buy this pious, sweet natured person act. Be yourself and stop trying to come off as if you are the perfect saint - they will think you are trying to pull a fast one on them.

2. When you criticise other women. There are some women who can't be happy unless they are putting down others. They spend their whole lives tearing down the fairer sex to the man, especially those he happens to be friends with. It's a big turn-off for men and it really doesn't put you in a great light with him.

3. When you're insanely jealous. This constant jealousy is one that drives most men nuts! They really don't like to be quizzed about every single thing they do, who was that on the phone, what did the person want - and the list could go on and on. It's enough to send your man crazy. Be warned.

4. When you're clingy. While the man enjoys spending time with you he really isn't looking forward to having you as his 'handbag'. You have to be clutched close by his side everywhere he is going. He needs his space and that don't mean he doesn't care for you.

5. When you invade his personal space. You are definitely crossing the line when you go through his phone, searching his phonebook, roving through his text messages and going through his call history. To add insult to injury you are ever questioning him about the calls he made. He doesn't need a private eye in the relationship - don't be surprised if he takes the nearest exit.

6. When you yap, yap yap. You talk too much you worry me to death. you just talk, talk too much. Some women would do well to listen to the words of this popular song. It is no joking matter. men really can't deal with the incessant chatting.

This is true. I will spill my bean here.

1. His past and mine are just that...the past. Before each other. Never been an issue.

2. Not guilty .

3. Coming home at midnight....hamburger yeah I'm gonna interrogate the brother. * divorce me*

4. I cling to my laptop mostly when I'm off. And he likes hanging with a bunch of his yardies. ( Call him up and request his presence...he's home.

5. No need to. Every thing done in the dark comes to light. We respect each others stuff.

6.GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY. It's in my nature. I talk as much as I did when he met me. His favorite saying is "You're full of talk". Yet, on those rare days when I don't feel like talking it's "Baby, you alright". " Baby, you ok".