Things that annoy you, but shouldn't...

[damswell]

that she has gone to visit her mother

[ECO]

My so-called boyfriend ugh. It's time for him to gooooooo he's stifling me and wearing out his welcome. I need to breeeeeeeeeathe!

Tell him:

Ass, grass or cash.....nobody rides for free

or

Here is a stack of 40+ romance novels, read all of them and write a 500 word letter on how you can do better than all of the guys in the books.

or

Tell him you want kids...this could backfire so get a backup excuse.

or

Leave women right books, dirty pics of women and other lesbian type of stuff around.....ask him to have a sex change----if he agrees call him a batty boy and kick his ass out.

or

Talk about your dream $40,000 wedding while making comments that you don't have any money.

or

Tell him you are feeling an early onset of menopause and you feel the need to buy a machete to deal with anyone who bothers you.

or

Don't shave ANYTHING

or

Tell him that he will need to wipe your a@@ since you have picked up an allergy to toilet paper.

good god, hopefully one of these will work for you even though I like Nanoose's suggestion the best.

[Rose21]

My so-called boyfriend ugh. It's time for him to gooooooo he's stifling me and wearing out his welcome. I need to breeeeeeeeeathe!

Well rent a bunch of psycho movies and pretend to root for the killers and say things like I understand why he killed him. Cheers!

Thats a good on Nanoose. He always gave me the stinky eye whenever i watch "Snapped" and make comment like..."women are evil"

[Rose21]

Being Remanded ugggggggggggggggggh

Lol, Dude need to go back where he came

[Wahoo]

Rose, if you need any kneecaps busted, I know somebody who knows somebody...

[Rose21]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ECO, I love your list.

I- I'm tired of been ride for free maybe if I asked for cash he would just leave.
3-Now that would make him sweat, kids or off limit dude don't care much for kids.
4-Lol, that would keep him around longer, he loves girl on girl action so that wont work I can never find a guy who don't.

Dude has until Saturday to go home. Come tomorrow i'm laying down the law. The deal was he can come over for the weekend it now Thursday and he's laying on my sofa, watching my tv, eating my food AND leaving dirty plates in my sink. Whats next ? UGH I like him but it's just too much now. I wish he would notice my attitude around him but for some reason he don't.

[Nanoose]

I suppose this shouldn’t annoy me but there are a lot of articles on the World Wide Web that suggest that Patti Smith was a fan of Andy Warhol’s work - and some of these articles suggest that Patti Smith used Andy Warhol to get a VIP pas into the Velvet Underground.
What annoys me the most is Pattie Smith is a musical artists so I can’t see her being impressed by some silk screen copies of soup cans .
Cheers and happy week end

[Wahoo]

It royally sux getting old and forgetful (the result, no doubt, of the billions of brain cells I destroyed in my youth and on my trips to Jamaica).

My plan this morning was to drive in to the office (a 30-mile roundtrip drive to another city), drop off some work I'd done, pick up more work to do tomorrow, do a couple of hours of work while there, and then reward myself with a nice, leisurely buffet brunch before heading home. I did all that and drove to the buffet brunch place, which shortly after 11:00 a.m. was packed...even had a hard time finding a parking spot. After parking my car (or "cah" as they say in Boston), I was swaggering to the entrance of the buffet brunch place when I patted my fanny and was shocked to find that my wallet was missing. At first, I though I'd been pick-pocketed and was about to start yelling "POLICE!" when I realized I'd left my wallet at home on my kitchen table.

Then I started kicking myself 'cause I was really looking forward to that Sunday brunch and stuffing myself, but breathed a sigh of relief when I realized how lucky I was that I hadn't stuffed myself before I discovered I didn't have my wallet on me, 'cause I'd be spending the afternoon washing dishes! And that I didn't yell "POLICE!" 'cause they'd probably ask for my driver's license and registration, which were in my wallet at home.

I was also lucky because I had enough loose change in my car to purchase a frosty 24-oz can of Budweiser, so I had my Sunday brunch after all, in a manner of speaking. And it's just sometimes fun to drink out of a paper bag.

PS. The Rolling Stones said it best: "You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you'll find you'll get what you need."

[ECO]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ECO, I love your list.

I- I'm tired of been ride for free maybe if I asked for cash he would just leave.
3-Now that would make him sweat, kids or off limit dude don't care much for kids.
4-Lol, that would keep him around longer, he loves girl on girl action so that wont work I can never find a guy who don't.

Dude has until Saturday to go home. Come tomorrow i'm laying down the law. The deal was he can come over for the weekend it now Thursday and he's laying on my sofa, watching my tv, eating my food AND leaving dirty plates in my sink. Whats next ? UGH I like him but it's just too much now. I wish he would notice my attitude around him but for some reason he don't.

Eating all your food and messing up your crib/house/yawd? It sounds like he needs a kick in his ass!

[ECO]

It's hotter in Maine than it is in some place much hotter.....11pm and I feel like I'm in hell.

[Wahoo]

Eco, looks like you lucked out with Earl. Hope you're enjoying your Maine retreat, but be careful if you go lobster poaching--them lobster fishermen don't look kindly on people poaching lobsters from their traps (my dad was almost shot doing that when he was stationed in New England before heading over to northern Africa during WWII).

[ECO]

No sense in poaching them if I don't eat them.

These Maine people are funny, I don't think they have ever met anyone who doesn't eat meat or fish! Last night at a wedding reception people were all confused when I had a veggie meal. The douche today at Amatos (over priced subs) said ok to my order of a veggie sub and put ham on it anyway.

[Nanoose]

I was going to make a new Forum titled – “things that really – really annoy you” - but that might have been over reacting.
Anyway I was just goofing around on the - Whats My IP Website and it said I lived in Duncan on Vancover Island – I kind of wanted to sue the Website for slander when I first seen it. In a way I should think of it as a good thing because if a stalker was trying to find out were I live then try to come and get me – they would go to Duncan and to quote
Mr. T – I would pitty the sucker - they would die of bordem in Duncan. Cheers!