Royal Canadian Mounted Police Officer.
And when ever I work there I always make sure I face Officer Woody’s house - smoke a doobie and give a disrespectful salute in defiance.
(I am about 400 feet away – I’m defiant but not stupid)
I don’t give the disrespectful salute because I am a pot head or because I am jealous of Officer Woody’s home – I give it because when Officer Woody was on duty he would stand at attention (if you know what I mean) for the teenage girls in town while he was questioning them but he was a real SOB with the teenage boys.
And during that time I had always thought I’m going to fix your wagon some day. And I got a bit of a chance one time when he came over – informed me that he was going fishing for the weekend – and he is filling up his pound and asked if I would shut the hose off when I leave to go home. I said sure but I was thinking sure hope you get a $400 water bill because I not shutting off the hose.
PS I was just down loading some songs their not really related to this topic but I thought I might as well throw them in well I was on line . Cheers!
It's The End Of The World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine) by REM
It's The End Of The World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine) by Peter Griffin

