Things you would do if you were an eccentric billionaire

[Nanoose]

If I was an eccentric billionaire I would hire 2 gorges woman to walk on both sides of me and they would be wearing t-shirts that said -
I’m with the guy that plants 2 lips - I mean tulips for a living
(then there would be an arrow at the bottom of each t-shirt pointing at me. Cheers!

[ECO]

I would hire people to hand out herb to the needy. I might also have my own brand of rolling papers that I would sell for free.

[Wahoo]

I'd filch pennies from the space change tray at 7-Eleven.

[Wahoo]

Then I'd steam stamps off envelopes and re-use them.

[ECO]

When I have to watch my cousins kids I would take them to a supermarket and make them eat cookies and such and then put them back without paying for them........wait, that's actually a childhood memory of what my rich uncle use to do instead of buying us a happy meal.

[Nanoose]

[quote="ECO"]When I have to watch my cousins kids I would take them to a supermarket and make them eat cookies and such and then put them back without paying for them........wait, that's actually a childhood memory of what my rich uncle use to do instead of buying us a happy meal.[/quote]

Well I suppose that’s one way of getting rich but I would rather just get down and dirty and plant my 2 lips – I mean tulips. Cheers and happy almost week end

[ECO]

I would buy a lot of socks!

I might also buy a really dumpy home and tell everyone I pissed away the money so nobody would ask me for any.

I might also do my uncle's trick and take people out to really expensive dinners and then claim that I forgot my wallet.

[damswell]

i would have my own airplane and pilot, have a awesome house in Jamaica in my own little community kind of like a Melrose place!!!!

I would set all my god children, nieces, inherited kids by friends all up so they have nothing to worry about, if they went to college they would have access to the money at 21, if no school then they have to wait till 25.

I would also have a yacht to sail all around the caribbean with

[Nanoose]

Today I thought of something else I would do if I was an eccentric billionaire.
I would rent bill boards in down town Vancouver that said – Free Sextant lessons.
Then ever morning I would hop in the Spruce Goose and fly over to Vancouver and
drop free sextant lessons flyers then for the rest of the day I would check out the sites and go weirdo watching on Granville street. Cheers and happy week end!

PS: If you can’t wait for your free Sextant lessons or your not sure if you have the
right tool here is a link to get you started

[url][http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sextant/url]