I think my gay dog would eat me. And homophobia.

[Nanoose]

Because the wife and I are a bit secluded there is a chance that if we were to die at the same time in the house - it could be a week before people got worried and figured they better come over and see what’s wrong. Then it would be another week or so before they actually came over (all the people we know are procrastinators (ha) ). I have often wondered that if that happened - would our dogs start eating us after a couple of days and I liked to think that they wouldn’t. But the other day I seen Pup eating a dead deer and gay or not he was like Rin Tin Tin with rabies (he was tearing away at the carcass) and now I’m not to sure that he wouldn’t eat me.
It was also another example to me that the only difference between my gay dog and most other male dogs is Pup thinks girl dogs are ucky.
Jokingly said sometimes I feel like that father on Glee that has an openly gay son. Sometimes I think fate or karma brought pup my way – may be to make me see I was wrong back in the days when I had full blown homophobia – back then I didn’t believe that people were born gay they “choose” to be gay but Pup showed me that’s not always so. Cheers!

[ECO]

If it's your dog it should eat your wife first....hopefully.

So, not knowing your wife but knowing that every Canadian woman I know on-line is "fluffy" let's say she is 200pounds (no offense either way just using 200 for the heck of it). If a dog needs.....cross that out, if a dog wants 7 pounds of human meat a day it will take your dog 28.5.... days to just consume your wife. So, it will be safe for you if your neighbors only check on you once every 28 days! Also, in those 28 days they might find a cure for whatever killed you and they might be able to bring you back from the dead.

Always look on the bright side of death........

[Wahoo]

As if it wasn't bad enough we have to worry about the gays, now we have to worry about our pets eating us!

This world is going to hell in a handbasket!

[Wahoo]

I saw a news report (probably based on a multi-million dollar federally funded study) this week that said letting your pets sleep with you can kill you.

I'm sleeping with a loaded .25 automatic under my pillow!

[ECO]

After spending $3000 (forget the exact number) on my past two dogs when they died I now keep my craft market Ninja sword next to my desk to kill my pets before they run me into the poor house with vet bills. I would use my piece of the brown stuff that floats in the toilet .25 cal Raven Arms but it would jamb and give my pets a reason to attack me before I could finish them off.

[GhettoGurl]

LMAO!!!! WTF!!!! Hmm makes me wonder now how long it will take for worms and roaches to eat me when I'm dead!

Nano u should get one of those self-feeding dog dispensers. U fill it up with food and every day at the same time it feeds the dog. I think u can fill it up with food for a week...Might save you a leg! On the other hand.. if ur dog eats half ah yu.. Maybe ur sons can get 50% discount on the funeral costs.

[Nanoose]

LMAO!!!! WTF!!!! Hmm makes me wonder now how long it will take for worms and roaches to eat me when I'm dead!

Nano u should get one of those self-feeding dog dispensers. U fill it up with food and every day at the same time it feeds the dog. I think u can fill it up with food for a week...Might save you a leg! On the other hand.. if ur dog eats half ah yu.. Maybe ur sons can get 50% discount on the funeral costs.

No my son’s are planning to bury me in the peat moss bog then dig me up in 20 years and call me mummy. (peat moss bogs have preserving properties) Cheers!