I think a gay guy tried to pick me up today

[Nanoose]

Today I was walking down the highway and noticed a car pull over and stop on the shoulder about 50 feet ahead of me. It looked like my neighbors car so I ran over to it and opened the door then noticed it was a guy that looked a bit like John Candy did while filming Cool Running. So I said – oh did you stop for me and he said - yes and I said I’m not going that far and he said oh I thought you might be heading to Nanaimo. Then my spidey senses started tingling because I noticed that the guy was wearing dark sun glasses and he didn’t once look in my direction he just looked directly ahead of him while sitting motion less. So I said I’m going to walk but thank you anyway for stopping. After he drove off I started thinking – It’s a highway cars travel 90 mph on it and aren’t suppose to stop on the shoulder unless it’s an emergency plus you would think if someone stops on a highway to pick up a stranger they would at least glance at the person before they got in.
Then I started thinking originally he was behind me so he probably seen my butt and thought he would take a chance and pull over.
I am not stereo typing and saying gay guys try to pick up guys on the highway or wear dark sunglass or look like John Candy - it’s just proof that I have a fine looking butt. In a strange way I am a bit flattered because maybe the guy risked getting a traffic violation ticket and maybe the reason he didn’t look at me was because he was shy or fingered he wouldn’t have a chance with a guy with such a fine butt. Might of also been because I went back to commando and I had my tight jeans on. Cheers!

[ECO]

If you are ever in doubt just ask them where the local glory hole is......people that pick up random sex partners along the side of the road MIGHT use glory holes with random people!

[Nanoose]

I would be quite surprised if there even was a glory hole in District 69. Parksville just got it’s first street walker about 5 years ago and it took the local yokels awhile to adjust to that. So I don’t think the town could handle glory holes just yet. Cheers!

[Wahoo]

OR he might've liked your FEET...and how they'd look washing up on the shores of British Columbia.

[Nanoose]

Well my feet are pretty fine too but I was wearing my Nufi boxing gloves (steel toe work boots) and the foot killer likes running shoes. There hasn’t been a foot found in over a year and the RCMP still figure there was no foul play – which I never believed I figure that the reason no more severed feet were found is because the killer messed with the wrong pair of shoes.
BC is the meca for killers – they work their way across Canada so they can kill in the sunshine 12 months a year. Anyway my spider senses told me that the guy wasn’t a killer or thief – it was simply because my fine butt gave him the wrong impression. Cheers!

[Wahoo]

Well, my butt looks like a train wreck, so no gay guys ever try to pick me up. Not even that time I attempted to swim to Cuba from Canoe Bar & Grill in Negril but only got about 10 nautical yards before I had to turn back and my perky nipples were poking thru my wet T-shirt when I emerged from the surf.

[Wahoo]

I think there's a pic of my wet T-shirt somewhere on the Internets, but if it ever appears in this forum, I'll sue for 1 million dollars (or 1 trillion dollars adjusted for Obama's predicted "deficit reduction").

[Nanoose]

I was going to start a thread titled –
Yesterday I felt a lesbians booby but I think it fits in better here.

Yesterday when I was in town I ran into a long time family friend that I haven’t seen in years. She gave me a hug – that’s how I felt her booby but this time I was a little ashamed of myself because it wasn’t just a glad to see you hug it was also because she recently found out she has a cancer.
Decades ago the only way she would of hugged a man would be to hold on to him so she could keep kneeing him in the face. Back then she was a bull dyke and she hated men but thanks to my 2 sons and I (and a bit of professional therapy) she is now just a lesbian and she has lots of platonic male friends.

Were all that starts fitting into this thread is if I had mentioned to her that a gay guy tried to pick me up along the high way she would of given me a cuff in the head and said something like – maybe because your butt is so fine the guy mistook you for a 15 year old boy and he is still out there looking for kids because all you could tell me is he looks a bit like John Candy (then she would probably giving me another cuff). Most of the men she beat up hurt kids or youth and the only way she knew that they hurt kids was because she always kept an ear and eye out for the kids and youth in our community. Cheers!

[Nanoose]

Thought I would add what put me on the path to one day feeling a bull dykes booby.
Decades ago I put on elaborate Halloween displays for the neighbor hood kids they were never goulash or scary – unless you counted my poetry.
The one the dyke liked was – I’m not afraid of vampires – I’m not afraid of ghosts but there is one thing that scares me the most – now a days kids have to check their treats because on their block there could be creeps.
It took about 10 years before she gave me a first hug and I got to feel her booby but it was well worth it because it was like touching the forbidden fruit that had never been touched by male hands. Cheers!