I think a Nanoose Bay Bigfoot is trying to see how the other

[Nanoose]

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I think a Nanoose Bay Bigfoot is trying to see how the other half live

For the last few mornings I have seen strange foot prints beside the Nanoose creek bridge. They are in a long heavy grass area so you can just see pushed down grass but I can tell that something walks through that path each day between 6:00 and 8:00 AM. I figure it’s not a bear making the path because bears usually travel in big circles that take a least a week to complete – so it wouldn’t be walking through the path daily. And I figure it’s not a deer because deer travel in small herds and not in single file (its just one path plus nothing is freshly grazed on. And I don’t think it’s a cougar because you don’t see cougar tracks until
after last call at the bar – it’s not a 4 legged cougar either because they don’t make paths like that. Suppose it could be a human but they would have to be wearing snow shoes which is unlikely because the path is on a steep grassy area and it would be hard to walk down it with snow shoes on and I would be seeing a rolly/tumbally pattern in the grass.
That leaves aliens or Bigfoot - I have ruled out aliens because I can’t see them traveling hundreds of light years to hang out at the Nanoose creek bridge for 4 days. Which leaves Bigfoot what I can’t figure out is why a Bigfoot would what to hang out under the Nanoose creek bridge during the rush hours.
My theory is the Bigfoot came down from the Balinese mountains and traveled through the North end of Nanaimo which would probably be scary for a Bigfoot because there would people in Beamers honking and shouting things like - get a job you f – en hippie. Then the Bigfoot probably traveled through the east end of Nanaimo and noticed how some of the humans lived under the things that the very fast rolling shinny rocks passed over top of. (we call them cars and bridges - doesn’t mean a Bigfoot would). Then the Bigfoot probably noticed how the humans in the very fast rolling shinny rocks (that used to honk at him) paid no attention to the humans they passed over. So maybe the Bigfoot started thinking that if you live under one of the things the very fast rolling shinny rocks pass over top of you become invisible. Bigfoot’s probably don’t like crowds so I figure it would want to find is own place to live and be invisible in if it continued east the first bridge it would come to would be the Bersalle creek bridge by the Arlington Pub but there would be too many cougars so the Bigfoot would probably continue East until it reached the Nanoose creek bridge could be there right now feeling invisible to the very fast rolling shinny rocks passing over to of his (I figure it’s a male Bigfoot) new home.
Its not really half of our population that lives on the street but its far too many.
Cheers and happy week end!

[ECO]

So either you have been reading too many old 1960's underground comics or found some good herb...my bet is a mix of the two. Did you ever find that bigfoot women sex in the comics?

[Nanoose]

So either you have been reading too many old 1960's underground comics or found some good herb...my bet is a mix of the two. Did you ever find that bigfoot women sex in the comics?

I have only read one book in my life (The Outsiders) and it was only because the stupid teacher made us read it. I have only been smoking my home grow lately and it’s not so good this year so that’s not why I’m seeing the tracks. Pretty soon the area will be getting muddy them I might see actual prints and I am going to make a cast. Cheers!