Tips on how to still live and eat like a King after society

[Nanoose]

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Tips on how to still live and eat like a King after society collapses.

After society collapses and I have finished all the supplies in the Royal pantry I will probably start figuring that a nice fresh Quail and Skunk cabbage biscuits would make a grand meal.. Because all the stores will be closed and looted I would have to jump on my Royal pony and gallop over to the sand pile.
Then I would take a 3 foot section of Big O perimeter drainage pipe - lay it on the ground (with the side with the holes in it facing up) – block one end with a piece of glass – put some bread crumbs in front of the other end and make a trail of bread crumbs inside the pipe up to the end of the pipe with the piece of glass.
Then I would jump back on my Royal pony and gallop down to the bog. and I would .dig up about a hundred pounds of Skunk cabbage root and dice them up into small pieces – then I would take a jar with a lid and fill it half full of Skunk cabbage pieces and then fill it with water – seal the jar and shake it vigorously until the water turns to a cloudy white – let it settle - then gently pour out the water and collect the flour that is at the bottom of the jar - and repeat the steps with the rest of the Skunk cabbage pieces. Then I would hope back on my Royal pony and galloped over to the kitchen and give the flour to the Royal baker then gallop back to the sand pile and see how many Quail were in the pipe.
(Quail can not walk back wards and there is not enough room in the pipe for them to turn around) After I take the Quail or Quails out of the pipe I would hope back on my royal pony – gallop over to the barbeque area and cook up the Quail.
Cheers ad happy weekend!

PS:: You can make your own Royal pony by finding a 3 or 4 foot stick and attaching a throw cushion to one end of it then draw in some eyes and ears.

[ECO]

Interesting.....I learned something today!

That beats my idea of eating all of the pan fish from the lake behind my house.

[Nanoose]

Thought should add that if you want to make a saddle for your Royal pony a ladies brazier works well.
Also when society collapses you could be dinning on Truffles if you had a Royal hog to help you find them. To make your own Royal hog simply attach 4 short sticks to a large pillow then attach a bent out clock spring for a tail. Cheers!

[Wahoo]

Have you ever smelled skunk cabbage? There's a reason they call it skunk cabbage. On the other hand, there's no better eating than quail. I wish I had a dollar (US dollar) for every time I've flushed a covey of quail walking to my favorite arrowhead-finding spots, almost giving me a heart attack! In Alaska, I accompanied my pals one day ptarmigan hunting. The ptarmigan is a beautiful (and tasty!) bird, similar to a partridge, or a quail (only larger). They's entirely white in the winter to blend in with the snow. My pals toted shotguns (I was just along for the ride), but they never fired a shot. We eventually came across a couple of ptarmigans, and I was horrified when my pals rushed up to the birds, grabbed them by the neck, and twirled them by the neck in a 360-degree arc, which had the effect of separating the birds' heads from their bodies!

My buddies ate like kings that night, but I kinda lost my appetite.

[Nanoose]

Figured I should also add that if you are going to catch wild Quail you should only do it if there is 8 or more adult females in the flock. Because Quial chicks have a very low survival rate – the more females the better the chances of that flock not dieing out. Cheers!

[Nanoose]

Have you ever smelled skunk cabbage? There's a reason they call it skunk cabbage. On the other hand, there's no better eating than quail. I wish I had a dollar (US dollar) for every time I've flushed a covey of quail walking to my favorite arrowhead-finding spots, almost giving me a heart attack! In Alaska, I accompanied my pals one day ptarmigan hunting. The ptarmigan is a beautiful (and tasty!) bird, similar to a partridge, or a quail (only larger). They's entirely white in the winter to blend in with the snow. My pals toted shotguns (I was just along for the ride), but they never fired a shot. We eventually came across a couple of ptarmigans, and I was horrified when my pals rushed up to the birds, grabbed them by the neck, and twirled them by the neck in a 360-degree arc, which had the effect of separating the birds' heads from their bodies!

My buddies ate like kings that night, but I kinda lost my appetite.

I plant my skunk weed strains in Skunk cabbage areas - they both smell the same so no ones the wiser. This is probably bad but if you throw a few piesces of sleeping pills in a Quail flock walking path – you can take your pick of the plumpest bird the rest will wake up unharmed. Cheers!

[Wahoo]

Society has collapsed in the US, Nanoose, but if you can wait it out till the elections next November, there'll be plenty of fanatic liberal Dem Congressmen/women out of jobs and wondering where their next meal will be coming from, and you might catch a couple of them in your Big O perimeter drainage pipe. You might prefer the taste/smell of skunk cabbage to Pelosi/Reid et al, though.

[Nanoose]

Society has collapsed in the US, Nanoose, but if you can wait it out till the elections next November, there'll be plenty of fanatic liberal Dem Congressmen/women out of jobs and wondering where their next meal will be coming from, and you might catch a couple of them in your Big O perimeter drainage pipe. You might prefer the taste/smell of skunk cabbage to Pelosi/Reid et al, though.

Well I’m not really familiar with the behavior and walking paths of fanatic liberal Dem politicians but if there any thing like Canadian politicians they wouldn’t go near a
Big O trap because their big bag of money wouldn’t fit through the hole.
Canadian politicians on Parliament hill even have a joke about it.
Q: Why did the rookie politician get trapped in the Big O pipe?
A: Because their bag of money was too small.
Anyway if they are like Canadian politicians and joke about their big bags of money send them this way and I will have a leg snare set for them and after they have hug up side down for a few minutes I’ll poke um with a stick. (have to have some kind of entertainment after society collapses and there’s no TV) Cheers!

[Nanoose]

My youngest son and I think different about the inevitable collapse of society I want to live and eat like a king. – my boy just wants to survive probably eat a slug if he had to.
The last time I talked to him he was digging up his lawn so that he could grow 900 pounds of potatoes just in case society collapses this year.
I kind of wanted to say - son potatoes are for commoners but he means well so I just bit my tongue.
What I did think was grand was it took math skills to find out how many potato seeds he would have to plant and what size of an area it would take to grow 900 pounds of potatoes but my boy solved it with algebra. So if anybody ever asks you why they should bother learning algebra tell them just in case society collapses . Cheers!

[Nanoose]

Once somebody told me that when society collapses there will be murderous looters scowering the Country side - it was a scary thought but I was comforted in knowing that I had Sir General Corning by my side.
Sir General Corning might not be the sharpest tool in the Royal tool shed but he knows that shortly after society collapses the bullets will run out so he is skilled at staff fighting.
To make a hat for your General simply camouflage a 4 liter Corning ware sauce pan
Cheers!