Todays UK Papers....

[Jelakins]

From The Sun:

Gullible groom weds a tranny
A BOGUS bride who spent three years living with her hubby has confessed to a court that she’s really a MAN.
Trusting husband Fu Shitou married transvestite Wei Jinhua after she struck up a friendship with his sister-in-law.

The truth only emerged when Wei, from Zhechuan, eastern China, was picked up and strip-searched by cops when she fled the family home after a row.

Fu told police: “I can’t believe I didn’t know. But we never had sex - I just wanted someone to take care of me.”

Wei, 44, was allowed to walk free after judges ruled that police should give her a short back and sides man’s haircut.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2422572.ece

[ECO]

Kept it tucked for 3 years.........he should win an award!