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Ugg the thug and his wife

Postby Nanoose » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:41 pm

32 years ago a police file titled – “Ugg the thug” became inactive and is still unsolved.
In the file was Ugg the thugs MO. It started with a pair of boots left neatly at the point of entrée and ended with a cave man story draw on a kitchen table with lip sticks and eye brow liners The story started with a stick man hiding behind a stick bush watching a stick car parked in a stick drive way then a stick man waving good bye to the stick car. Then a stick man without boots entering the “home” (they say Ugg the thug was courteous)
Ugg the thug would draw pictures of a stick men looking in different places for shinny bobbles but when it came to a ladies un mentionable drawer Ugg the thug would draw a picture of a stick man covering up his eyes to show he was a gentlemen about it.
The finale picture was sighed – Ugg the thug and it was a stick man double checking his stick list then exiting with his shinny bobbles and a pair of new stick boots.

One day Ugg the thug met a good woman and he and went straight the police can’t prove it but they have a suspicion that he is now married and living on an Island. They also figure Ugg the thug now makes an honest living planting 2 lips and trimming bushes –
I mean planting tulips and trimming shrubbery.
Cheers and happy weekend!

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Re: Ugg the thug and his wife

Postby ECO » Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:17 pm

Is that photo original Ugg the Thug art work?
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Re: Ugg the thug and his wife

Postby Nanoose » Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:09 am

ECO wrote:Is that photo original Ugg the Thug art work?


I wish - if it was I could probably sell it for thousands of dollars on the black market.
The photo was just random – I am going to start sharing random photos since its getting so close to Christmas. Cheers and happy week end!
What's pushing us apart isn't loneliness what's holding us together isn't love. Listen to the man who's been touched all his life yes he's the one they call the fool. Where is that savoir of the sidewalk life and the road that takes us to the crusades? We still got along way to go yes we still got a along way to go.

Alice Cooper – Long Way To Go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgknPqMQvR4
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Re: Ugg the thug and his wife

Postby Nanoose » Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:29 pm

Yesterday the wife and I received a new phone book and it reminded me of Ugg the thug.
He must be pretty proud to go from a guy that only appeared in police files to a guy who is now in the public phone book.
This might just be an urban legend but they say that Ugg the thug once appeared in the yellow pages in an ad for his 2-lip planting business - I mean tulip planting business

(the ad)

Roses are red – violets are blue now here is a short list of the things that we do
Yard and garden maintenance – Shrub and hedge trimming – est

PS - Ugg the thug doesn’t have to advertise any more ( he has plenty of 2 lip customers – I mean tulip customers) So if there are any uggs out there that are thinking that they need a career change – they are welcome to use Ugg the thugs ad slogan

Cheers!
What's pushing us apart isn't loneliness what's holding us together isn't love. Listen to the man who's been touched all his life yes he's the one they call the fool. Where is that savoir of the sidewalk life and the road that takes us to the crusades? We still got along way to go yes we still got a along way to go.

Alice Cooper – Long Way To Go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgknPqMQvR4
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Re: Ugg the thug and his wife

Postby GhettoGurl » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:13 pm

OMG ROTFDWL!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhaha
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