Jamaica and Beyond

putting lights on the christmas tree

Friends who call to complain about being single and alone for the holiday.
Can't they just be happy that they have their family, it's not the end of the world if you dont have a men.

Rose21 wrote:Friends who call to complain about being single and alone for the holiday.
Can't they just be happy that they have their family, it's not the end of the world if you dont have a men.

I can attest to that! 40 years so far without a man and my life is doing just fine.

Lemme see yuh BATTY Rida, Murda

Drove all the way from Springfield to Alexandria--in a blizzard--this morning expressly for the Sunday buffet brunch, and then had to wait in the car a half hour for the place to open, only to find that the Sunday buffet brunch isn't served on Saturdays!

Wahoo wrote:Drove all the way from Springfield to Alexandria--in a blizzard--this morning expressly for the Sunday buffet brunch, and then had to wait in the car a half hour for the place to open, only to find that the Sunday buffet brunch isn't served on Saturdays!

If I was in Jamaica and drove all the way from Negril to Ochi and that happened, I'd be yelling suk yu bomboclatt madda all the way back to Negril!

Grown adult who suck their thumb in public. I see them on the trian, the trolly, and the bus. It's soooooooooooooo annoying.

This morning it was 30......pissed me off since the weather guy promised 60! So...... I dressed up for the winter since I was working outside all day. By 1-2 PM it got up to 70..............a 40 degree weather change! Long pants, a turtle neck shirt and my cold weather boots had my boiling for the rest of the day.

Lol, my cold weather boots do such a great job keeping the heat in that while my friend drove home I had my feet up on the dash and the hot steam coming off of them fogged up my front window

The terse warning ("You are required by law [my emphasis] to respond to this survey.") on the envelope of the survey questionnaire I received from the US Census Bureau this week.

It annoys me that I always think of the clever comebacks later, not at the moment I need them. Was driving back from central Va Friday afternoon and stopped at a red light outside Gainesville. On my left were 4 college-aged kids (2 guys, 2 girls) in a jeep who obviously had spent the day drinking and were having a good time being loud and obnoxious. The car to my right was driven by another college-aged kid. I didn't get the impression they knew each, but they were bantering back and forth -- "What you doing?" "I'm chillin!" that sort of thing. Then the inebriated yahoo in the passenger seat of the jeep yelled to the guy on the other side of me, "I'm trying to talk to you, but the fat guy [meaning me!] is in the way!" Then the joker yelled to me, "Where do you work out?" to the giggles of the two bimbos in the back seat. At a loss for words for the unprovoked insults, all I could do was glare at him. "I'm just joking!" he offered as an apology as the light changed and everyone peeled away in different directions.

Only later, when I was miles down the road, did the clever comebacks start coming to me, like chuckling and telling him "Yeah, I was young and stupid once myself" or "Congratulations on getting into your 'safety' school" or "Thank you for not serving in uniform and procreating" or "Your momma wasn't complaining about me being too fat when I rolled off her last night."

That loudmouth probably doesn't realize how lucky he was to insult someone with more maturity and self-restraint rather than one of the local rednecks who probably would have chased him down and gutted him like a deer just for the fun of it.

The frat-boy joker also didn't know I had my Marine K-bar fightin' knife halfway out of its sheath when the light changed...

"Your momma wasn't complaining about me being too fat when I rolled off her last night."

I'd stick with that one.......just make sure your K-bar is fully out of it's sheath first!

It also annoys me that the same thing happens when I meet or am introduced to a sizzling hot babe. I just stand there dumbly, unable to speak or say anything intelligible, and only later--after the sizzling hot babe has moved on--do my clever sure-fire pickup lines start coming to me...

Men don't grab them selves-they have women...

Irie wrote:Lemme see yuh BATTY Rida, Murda

Thanks for the share.

People sneaking links into posts using a very small font. Lol all someone has to do is PM me and ask if it's ok.

not being in touch, and trying to catch up LOL

The rain...........

Tuesday.......Wednesday.........Thursday..........and today!

My lawn is looking great but I'm tired of getting wet.