Wahoo gets pulled over by the po-lice

[Wahoo]

Seems Wahoo cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local po-liceman. Wahoo hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, registration, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Wahoo," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Wahoo says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box.
And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Wahoo are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a dayum thing!"

[ECO]

So that explains all the dead deer on the routes that Wahoo drives!

[Wahoo]

That cop's lucky I didn't pistol-whip him with the .25 cal Browning automatic I forgot was in my back pocket!