Wahoo's vacation plan

[Batty_gyal]

Who needs lingerie when they are running naked through the fields with virgins. Yes I know they say only the virgins are running naked...but come on now..their men...you really thing their gonna let the virgins run alone??

[ECO]

If we can find virgins we can sell the rights to them on E-bay! Speaking of which Wahoo and I have plans to auction off the rest of you as virgins so learn how to act the part.

[Wahoo]

Have you been to Ochi before Wahoo?
If you have where do you normally stay?

On my first trip to the island (stayed in Mobay), took the day trip to Dunn's River Falls, but, no, haven't yet stayed in Ochi. I'm looking into it, though, since most of those who're going in April seem to being staying there, and if I end up staying in Negril, I'll miss the party in Ochi.

[ECO]

If we can find virgins we can sell the rights to them on E-bay! Speaking of which Wahoo and I have plans to auction off the rest of you as virgins so learn how to act the part.

PMSL.... You cheeky foo'ar!!
I don't need to ACT the part..

Here we go again, my daily other than English class............WTF does "you cheeky foo'ar" mean in normal English?

Re: act the part, Cool I've never met an adult virgin! I'm going to chase you the whole time I'm down there

[ECO]

Foo'ar = Fookar
Fookar = Fucker

How about the word cheeky? <-- replace it with a word that I know the meaning of.

[ECO]

I Googled the term and came up with this video, still not sure what it means:

[Batty_gyal]

Hahaha..I'm gonna make sure I have lots of memory on my camera so I can film Eco chasing you down the streets Tinks!! The funny part is Eco is white and you are Jamaican...so people gonna think your being harrassed by some white tourist. Then I'm gonna film Eco trying to explain his virgin story to the police!! AHAHAHA

[ECO]

Hahaha..I'm gonna make sure I have lots of memory on my camera so I can film Eco chasing you down the streets Tinks!! The funny part is Eco is white and you are Jamaican...so people gonna think your being harrassed by some white tourist. Then I'm gonna film Eco trying to explain his virgin story to the police!! AHAHAHA

The police will understand when they find out that she's a virgin! She will have the 3 of us chasing her down the street then and soon a mob will form and that's when everything gets really interesting...........

[Batty_gyal]

Well I look forward to seeing this...but as a fellow virgin...I will be obliged to help Tinks fight off the mob!!

And I would love to see you attempt to sell either Tinks or Kris over Ebay...LMAO!!!

[On Vacation]

I'm LITERALLY DYING laughing over here!!! Just picturing the mayhem in the streets!!!!!

[ECO]

:mrgreen:

Well I look forward to seeing this...but as a fellow virgin...I will be obliged to help Tinks fight off the mob!!

And I would love to see you attempt to sell either Tinks or Kris over Ebay...LMAO!!!

I called E-bay and they are fine with me selling white virgins so you girls are up on the auction block with a starting bid on $1100 each. When they found out that Tinks is not white they gave me all sorts of grief about how I can't sell black people and now I have protesters marching outside of my home.

[On Vacation]

LOL you call me a VIRGIN????? Either I could sue for false advertising OR make a lot of money on the "immaculate conception" concept.

[Wahoo]

I heard that Teef is almost a virgin, so that's close enough for me. Talked to my travel agent today and haven't made my reservation yet, but it's almost certain that I'll be staying in Negril (almost too bad 'cause I was getting excited thinking about swimming over to the nude beach at Tower Isle in Ochi). So I'm gonna miss get-togethers or shenanigans in Ochi ('cause I'm only gonna be there 3 nights and it's about a 7-hour round-trip drive between Negril and Ochi), but if anyone's staying in or planning on spending a day in Negril, maybe we can link up and get weird together. Don't know yet which days in April I'll be there, but I expect to make the reservation tomorrow. My travel agent's checking on rates and availability at RIU Tropical Bay in Negril, but I don't think I'll be staying there.

[ECO]

I heard that Teef is almost a virgin, so that's close enough for me. Talked to my travel agent today and haven't made my reservation yet, but it's almost certain that I'll be staying in Negril (almost too bad 'cause I was getting excited thinking about swimming over to the nude beach at Tower Isle in Ochi). So I'm gonna miss get-togethers or shenanigans in Ochi ('cause I'm only gonna be there 3 nights and it's about a 7-hour round-trip drive between Negril and Ochi), but if anyone's staying in or planning on spending a day in Negril, maybe we can link up and get weird together. Don't know yet which days in April I'll be there, but I expect to make the reservation tomorrow. My travel agent's checking on rates and availability at RIU Tropical Bay in Negril, but I don't think I'll be staying there.

When you break 7 hours down properly it's not really that long of a time.

First off it's only 3.5 hours each way. The 3.5 hours can be broken down into 3 parts of 1.1534 each allowing for 3 quick stops for beer. Since you can sleep the whole way it's really like a 3 beer drive that only takes a few minutes. So.........in the time it takes you to drink 3 beers you could be in Ochi! Hopefully that makes as much sense as your travel agent putting you at the wrong end of the island

If budget is a concern take Teef up on her offer for half of her bed.

[Wahoo]

Eco, since you break it down that way, that makes a lot sense, but I don't think Teef wants to share a bed with me...I fart a lot in bed.

[Wahoo]

Actually, I'm really looking forward on this (my 4th trip to Jamaica) to some experiences I missed the first 3 times:

--Tasting guineps

--Mushrooms

--Snorkling off the cliffs in the West End of Negril

I can probably think of a few more if I think hard enuf.

[ECO]

Eco, since you break it down that way, that makes a lot sense, but I don't think Teef wants to share a bed with me...I fart a lot in bed.

She made an invite here viewtopic.php?f=46&t=236&start=20

Just blame the farting on Ashley

BTW, I'm sure she farts as well.

[ECO]

Actually, I'm really looking forward on this (my 4th trip to Jamaica) to some experiences I missed the first 3 times:

--Tasting guineps

--Mushrooms

--Snorkling off the cliffs in the West End of Negril

I can probably think of a few more if I think hard enuf.

I haven't heard any good feedback about the mushrooms. I read a few reports of people buying what ended up being poisonous shrooms so be careful!

[Wahoo]

Eco, since you break it down that way, that makes a lot sense, but I don't think Teef wants to share a bed with me...I fart a lot in bed.

She made an invite here viewtopic.php?f=46&t=236&start=20

Just blame the farting on A person who stirs the brown stuff that floats in your favorite toilet bowl

BTW, I'm sure she farts as well.

I'm dying here! If Teef comes to Jamaica clean shaven (or at least sporting a well-trimmed bacon strip), that might just be the deal breaker.

[ECO]

Eco, since you break it down that way, that makes a lot sense, but I don't think Teef wants to share a bed with me...I fart a lot in bed.

She made an invite here viewtopic.php?f=46&t=236&start=20

Just blame the farting on A person who stirs the brown stuff that floats in your favorite toilet bowl

BTW, I'm sure she farts as well.

I'm dying here! If Teef comes to Jamaica clean shaven (or at least sporting a well-trimmed bacon strip), that might just be the deal breaker.

LMAO! Darn word filter I set on ash-ley that I forgot to remove. I'm not so sure the girls from Canada shave, I think they need the body hair to keep warm in the winter.