Wahoo's 4-way lunch date

[Wahoo]

Had a lunch date today with THREE attractive young gyals. Well, 2 were young and 1 was so-so young. That's the most hotties I had a lunch date since Canoe last April!

[Rose21]

Alright cat daddy!

[Wahoo]

Ordinarily, I would've come away with some phone numbers, but I've worked with these gyals for years, so I already know their extensions by heart.

[ECO]

Lol, all of the women who were at the Canoe last spring are now spoken for. The next time you can't let them drive away at the end of the day.

[Wahoo]

Whew, that was a close call, now that you mention it! It could be ME wearing the ball & chain right now!

[Nanoose]

Ordinarily, I would've come away with some phone numbers, but I've worked with these gyals for years, so I already know their extensions by heart.

Do the 2 work gyals also know your extension and if you were in the photo copy room would it be a 2 pager? Actually I am curious about the canoe thing. Cheers!

PS: I stole my joke from a Red Dwarf episode –
Kyrton was taking pictures of him self (if you know what I mean) and they were double Polaroid’s

[ECO]

The canoe thing with Wahoo and the women. Note the fancy Jamaica and Beyond tee shirts and the happy faces from all of the good food and beverages.

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[Wahoo]

I didn't fall into the wata, I was pushed! I don't know which one did it, but when I turned around both Teef and Ash were laffing. I think they were in cahoots!

[Wahoo]

For years Teef had said that if she ever met me on the beach in Jamaica, she'd put sand down my pants or something evil. I rest my case!

[ECO]

I didn't fall into the wata, I was pushed! I don't know which one did it, but when I turned around both Teef and Ash were laffing. I think they were in cahoots!

Lol, I felt like a jackass sitting up at the table taking pictures while you were on deaths bed.

BTW, the canoe has free snorkel gear if you go again.

Plus

Two for one rum punches during happy hours.

Plus

Kirby just painted the place so you can bring fancy dates.

[Nanoose]

Like a fight to the death thumb sticking in the eye type of fight to save the woman from
a pod of sharks. (enjoyed the pitures) Cheers and salutes!

[Wahoo]

I didn't fall into the wata, I was pushed! I don't know which one did it, but when I turned around both Teef and Ash were laffing. I think they were in cahoots!

Lol, I felt like a jackass sitting up at the table taking pictures while you were on deaths bed.

BTW, the canoe has free snorkel gear if you go again.

Plus

Two for one rum punches during happy hours.

Plus

Kirby just painted the place so you can bring fancy dates.

Oh, I mos def plan to return to Canoe, if only for the two for one rum punches. (As I recall, there's a Kirby's Special Rum Punch made with 4 types of rum, too. I want that one!) I usually travel with my own snorkeling gear, but I don't want to go anywhere near the surf at Canoe again. That undertow was fierce! Even worse than the undertow at some of the postcard-perfect beaches in Cancun. So, next time, I'll just stake out a spot on that comfy couch and sip rum punches until it's time to head home to mi yaard.

Oh, BTW, I was severely injured in that mishap with the reef. There was so much blood on my sheets the next morning, the maid was probably wondering what the hell had gone on in that room (I probably now have a bad reputation in Jamaica as a defiler of virgins or something). And I now carry a nasty scar on my knee as a memento of that afternoon. I'm damaged goods...no woman will want me now!

[Wahoo]

Oooh, good news! I just checked my travel toiletry bag in which I carry my toiletries and rubbers and stuff to make sure I had enough large bandages for my next trip, and I discovered two $5 and $10 Jamaican coins that I'd overlooked! I'd gonna go check again to make sure I didn't overlook any other coins or bills.

[Wahoo]

Just did a thorough inventory and found I have $440 jays left from the last trip. How much is Kirby charging for those two for one rum punchs? I also got a few Canadian loonies and toonies that I might be able to slip by him.

[ECO]

$440 should cover the drinks for a world famous defiler of virgins.

I agree about the surf in Cancun, any of the places on the long part of the "7" are iffy at best. The upper part of the 7 offers some protection but you still have to check for those red flags.

[GhettoGurl]

OMG I always get so jealous when I am not included into the pictures!!! F*ck!!!!

I wanna put stuff down Wahoo's speedo as well!!!!!!!!!!!

[ECO]

Lol, if you want to get in the pictures you have to show up to the events Maybe we can host a forum party over at your home at some point

[GhettoGurl]

LMAO who would friggin come??? All I have to offer is drugs, wooden shoes and tulips!!!

[ECO]

I would come for a pair of clogs! After a trip to your local coffee shop or whatever you folks call the legal places to buy herb we could go take pictures of the tulips or two-lips as Nanoose likes to call them. Oh.........and you give give us a tour of the women who are on display in the store fronts......the working ones.