I was naked in this photo

[Nanoose]

This photo was taking the year I had dig my bush plants out of the ground – put them in buckets and bring them home because some one found 1 of my growing spots and I figured they would soon find my other spots. Digging them up that late in the season didn’t do them any good. Can’t remember why I was naked maybe because I figured if the guy came around looking for more plants to steal and I was naked I could add a little insult to the injury. Cheers and happy week end!



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[Wahoo]

I'll take a few of those big clusters, but I think I'll pass on the "short-arm hash."

[ECO]

Good god, look at those buds! Out of interest, how much can one of those plants produce in ounces?

[Nanoose]

Good god, look at those buds! Out of interest, how much can one of those plants produce in ounces?

Well that one long bud above my head was probably 5 ounces – would have been 1 or 2 ounces heavier if it stayed in the ground. There is a scientific name for that type of bud (cona) but they also have a 2 word nik-name the first word is horse the second word is something that rhymes with sock. Cheers!

[Wahoo]

I got a big weekend coming up...5 ounces ought to be about right!

Now let's compute: 1 ounce = 28 grams, so 5 ounces = 140 grams. Isn't it amazing that, even all these years later, I can still instantly calculate ounces and grams (it's a talent, I guess), yet I can't do the math on my tax returns? Got my fed tax refund check today, and it's for $400 more than the refund amount I calculated and reported on my tax return! I must've screwed up the math on the fed return just like I did on the state return, so I expect I'll get a statement from the IRS in a couple of weeks explaining where I screwed up. And I was stone cold sober when I did my tax returns and double-checked my calculations on my computer's calculator! Go figure.

[Wahoo]

What're you feeding those plants, Nanoose...Viagro?

[Nanoose]

What're you feeding those plants, Nanoose...Viagro?

No way it was hard enough to keep my females from getting pollinated if I gave them Viagra there would be all kinds of hanky panky going on.
Those plants were organic and I like to think that if I was able to leave them in the ground for another 2 weeks they would have been in there primo stage and I would of took all the Amsterdam trophies for out door stains and a few ribbons too.
Part of the reason they grew well was the weather conditions that season – hot hot hot . So lots of watering needed to be done and there’s no tapes in the bush. Cheers!

[Nanoose]

I gave a little though to using Viagra as a fertalizer for ganja and I am starting to think it is a good idea because a ganja plants Trichomes look just like little peckors so viagra might be good for them.
Acually there is only a one week window where a ganja plant is in its primo stage and you can figure out when that week is by the number of Tricomes. You can also choose if you want your bud to be a body stone or a head rush stone by harvesting in the first couple of days or the last couple of days of the plants primo stage. You need a 25X electronic micro scope (they sell for under $20 in most department stores). Here is a vid of some Triclomes. Cheers!

[ECO]

That video was pure porn!

[Nanoose]

That video was pure porn!

Well I’m a ganja doctor so I can’t look at tricomes in a sexual manor.

A gynecologist goes home and finds his beautiful wife naked and spread out on the floor and he says – honey if I have to look at another vagina I’ll scream.

What I can’t understand about tricomes is their purpose on a ganja plant is to produce a foul taste to keep animals from eating the plant but us humans find buds tasty. Cheers!

[ECO]

I never knew that was the reason, I guess they stay around until the seeds assuming a natural growth fall off and are not a meal for rodents?

Also, for the head high, when they turn milky or just when the red starts to show up?

[Nanoose]

I never knew that was the reason, I guess they stay around until the seeds assuming a natural growth fall off and are not a meal for rodents?

Also, for the head high, when they turn milky or just when the red starts to show up?

Ya the things plants will do to help ensure their long term survival is pretty cool.
There is no red in tricomes (clear milky and kind of a beige)
After growing a plant for 4-5 months you might as well figure out the one week window of primo buzzeyness and choose your type of buzz. Can be a little complicated but information and practice makes perfect. There is plenty of info if you search Harvesting By Trichome Color.
Here is some info the first part is kind of boring but important some of the replies are also important and have pictures to help. Cheers!

http://www.stonerforums.com/lounge/harv ... color.html

[ECO]

Thanks for the link, interesting stuff!