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[ECO]

I'm working on a blog post for the blog part of our site and need some help on creating a list of tips on safety for people traveling to Jamaica. If you can think of any please post them here

[Wahoo]

When approached by a street/beach hustler, immediately drop your wallet and run as fast as your legs will carry you in the opposite direction.

[Wahoo]

Never insult or argue with anyone brandishing a machete.

[ECO]

Lol, maybe we need to do a comedy one as well?

Back on topic and my suggestion:

Tell every street vendor you meet that you want to pay with punani, it means good vibes or good feelings and it will save you a bunch of cash!

Or,
Bring a small pocket knife in case they have a large machete.

[Jelakins]

If he's old enough to be your son in Jamaica - he'll still be old enough to be your son back home!!

If they ask you if your middle name starts with V - they looking fi a VISA!

Never say 'oh that old thing' when looking thru your suitcase - before you know it all yuh clothes garn!

[Wahoo]

Avoid sitting/standing under coconut trees and kling kling bird roosts.

[ECO]

Don't drink Red Stripe out of a can.

The cars with the red license plates are the ones that ran over people in the past, some sort of public branding as punishment.

[Irie]

watch out for the 40 legs

[Wahoo]

If he/she is a-drippin', keep on a-skippin'.

[ECO]

Nope, not at all. I wanted to see if anyone had someting I missed in that blog post. Honestly I think we should now do one on how not to be played in Jamaica

[Rose21]

Oh my! I think most if not all these safey tips might turn tourists away from Jamaica.
LOL. I don't think this is a good look for the blog.
Funny though

[ECO]

Oh my! I think most if not all these safey tips might turn tourists away from Jamaica.
LOL. I don't think this is a good look for the blog.
Funny though

Good point, I'll change the name of the thread before Google sends people to see it.