What made you laugh yourself STOOOOOPID today?

[ECO]

A "news report" that women are attracted to different tyes of men at different times in their monthly cycle. The breaking news is that the pill messes up these attraction cycles. I'll see if I can dig up a link later today.

[Batty_gyal]

LMFAO...this page is ridiculously funny!

[ECO]

peopleofwalmart.com

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?paged=35

I must of missed that when you first posted it I go a walmart in Rhode Island for DVDs and I could swear some of the same people shop there.

[Wahoo]

Tinks, I just saw the peopleofwalmart thing, too, and viewed several pages at that link. Now I'm scarred for life! Bad scary!

[Wahoo]

[Rose21]

Who is she trying to fool? She should have buy some new shoes while she was at it,those damn pink balla flats. Even with the new boobs she still look like she need a rabies shot

[Rose21]

Mini Me!!!

Seriously, why did she not just stomp on him like an ant!!

I wonder what he do to get a girl like her.
Tinks your such a hater

[damswell]

my dog and his antics

[Rose21]

Grinch steals Christmas Salvos donations From:
Add to DiggAdd to del.icio.usAdd to FacebookAdd to KwoffAdd to MyspaceAdd to NewsvineWhat are these?POLICE say a man who claimed to hate Christmas swiped a Salvation Army kettle full of donated money and pushed one of the Christian charity's bell ringers to the ground when she tried to take it back.
Toledo newspaper The Blade reports that police in Maumee, in northwestern Ohio, say the man grabbed the kettle outside a store.

The bell ringer grasped at the chain suspending the kettle and tried to take it back. But police say she was pushed down by the man, who told her: "I can't stand you and your bell-ringing. I hate Christmas.'' Police say the man then drove off in a truck with the kettle.

The Salvation Army's bell ringers and their red kettles, in which passersby drop money, are a common sight around the holidays in the US.

AWWWWWWW MY NEW FRIEND!

[ECO]

Resist the urge Rose............resist the urge!

[LadySizzla]

E T J !!!!!! AGAIN!!!!

[coldautumn]

My cat chasing her play toy...looked like she was on something.
Dental Pasadena | Dental Pasadena

[ECO]

Coldautumn trying to hide those signature links. The best way to hide them is to use the color thingy to have them match the background of the forum.......even then Google will not index them and they will do nothing in terms of SEO.

[ECO]

Lol, I thought there were more than one when I was running out the door this morning, did not know you caught the other two. I just sent her a PM about links.

[ECO]

Back on topic.......

I went to play poker today for a couple hours and had to listen to this lady teach the whole table how to play poker..........she was horrible but kept winning........ she could not lose regardless of her cards! I was laughing when I left the table since I took enough money from her in one hand to pay for my flight to Jamaica. I had to fight the urge to give her a verbal lesson which I now regret

[ECO]

From an e-mail:

> 545 Politicians vs. 300,000,000 citizens. What's wrong with this picture?
>
> This might be funny if it weren't so darned true.
> Be sure to read all the way to the end:
>
> Tax his land,
> Tax his bed,
> Tax the table
> At which he's fed..
>
> Tax his tractor,
> Tax his mule,
> Teach him taxes
> Are the rule.
>
> Tax his work,
> Tax his pay,
> He works for peanuts
> Anyway!
> Tax his cow,
> Tax his goat,
> Tax his pants,
> Tax his coat.
> Tax his ties,
> Tax his shirt,
> Tax his work,
> Tax his dirt.
>
> Tax his tobacco,
> Tax his drink,
> Tax him if he
> Tries to think.
>
> Tax his cigars,
> Tax his beers,
> If he cries
> Tax his tears.
>
> Tax his car,
> Tax his gas,
> Find other ways
> To tax his ass.
>
> Tax all he has
> Then let him know
> That you won't be done
> Till he has no dough.
>
> When he screams and hollers;
> Then tax him some more,
> Tax him till
> He's good and sore.
> Then tax his coffin,
> Tax his grave,
> Tax the sod in
> Which he's laid...
>
> Put these words
> Upon his tomb,
> Taxes drove me
> to my doom...'
>
> When he's gone,
> Do not relax,
> Its time to apply
> The inheritance tax.
> Accounts Receivable Tax
> Building Permit Tax
> CDL license Tax
> Cigarette Tax
> Corporate Income Tax
> Dog License Tax
> Excise Taxes
> Federal Income Tax
> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
> Fishing License Tax
> Food License Tax
> Fuel Permit Tax
> Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
> Gross Receipts Tax
> Hunting License Tax
> Inheritance Tax
> Inventory Tax
> IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
> Liquor Tax
> Luxury Taxes
> Marriage License Tax
> Medicare Tax
> Personal Property Tax
> Property Tax
> Real Estate Tax
> Service Charge T ax
> Social Security Tax
> Road Usage Tax
> Sales Tax
> Recreational Vehicle Tax
> School Tax
> State Income Tax
> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
> Telephone Federal Excise Tax
> Telephone Federal Universal Ser vice FeeTax
> Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
> Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge=2 0Tax
> Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
> Telephone State and Local Tax
> Telephone Usage Charge Tax
> Utility Taxes
> Vehicle License Registration Tax
> Vehicle Sales Tax
> Watercraft Registration Tax
> Well Permit Tax
> Workers Compensation Tax
>
> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100
> years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had
> absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and
> Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What in the name of God happened? Can you
> spell 'politicians?'
> And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?

[ECO]

Getting upset at CVS the other night since I had an e-mail saying my photos were reading and they had no record of me ordering any. I even pulled up the e-mail from Walgreens..........oops I went to the wrong drug store to pick up my pictures! The clerk found the whole thing funny and after my face stopped being so red I got a good laugh out of it

[ECO]

This:

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[Wahoo]

[GhettoGurl]

Took me like a minute to catch on with that one LOL