Would you ask Bob Marley to sing for his supper and what wou

[Nanoose]

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Would you ask Bob Marley to sing for his supper and what would you call him?

Sometimes I think that it would be way cool if I was having a barbeque and
Bob Marley showed up and asked me if he was heading in the right direction to get to Parksville.
I would tell him no Bob Marlley you will have to go down to the PetroCan and
make a u-ey. Then at the risk of seeming noisy I would say – I thought you were dead
Bob Marley and after he said no man I would say – good were having a barbeque are you hungry?
Then when he says ya man – but I ‘ll pick up something at the PetroCan –
I will say – well Bob Marrley the folks around here call PetroCan - PetroScam because of their prices. Then we would laugh while I bit my tounge because I would also like to tell Bob Marley the real reason he shouldn’t shop there is because their trying to get a monopoly on gas stations in BC and maybe even the gas stations all around the world.
(but I wouldn’t because I cant prove it.)
Anyway after Bob Marlely says smells good man – I will say well Bob Marlly we have plenty
so don’t be afraid to ask for seconds and then jokingly ask him if he was going to sing for his supper.
Cheers!

PS Probally eventully I would tell Bob Marley all about PetroScam.

[ECO]

My neighbors would call the police if they saw him waking down the street to my house.

[Nanoose]

My neighbors would call the police if they saw him waking down the street to my house.

Well then if they ever ask you if you know of a good place to shop on Vancouver Island tell them to go to PetroScam – I mean PetroCan. Cheers!