Would you rather.....???

[LadySizzla]

Have sex with a siamese twin or a midget? (Tinks you HAVE to answer)

I'm going for the siamese twin....if your lucky they will have two of everything but even if they only have one body and 2 heads at least you'll have someone in the background shouting encouragement.

[Tequila and Lime]

OMG.....I have to go recruit a new member for this thread.

I know a fireman who prefers asian midget twins. Was in a "store" a few weekends ago and found the perfect video for him. My friend wouldn't let me purchase it though.

I'd vote for the midget cause I don't share well. Plus, I could toss the little bugger around and he wouldn't block the TV much if I was bored!!!!!

[urban]

Have sex with a siamese twin or a midget? (Tinks you HAVE to answer)

I'm going for the siamese twin....if your lucky they will have two of everything but even if they only have one body and 2 heads at least you'll have someone in the background shouting encouragement.

Good thought. Although, a midget you can put in a suitcase and take them out anywhere for sex when you need it. Get a roller bag--easier to drag around.

(Always poke a few holes in the top for air though.)

[ECO]

Have sex with a siamese twin or a midget? (Tinks you HAVE to answer)

I'm going for the siamese twin....if your lucky they will have two of everything but even if they only have one body and 2 heads at least you'll have someone in the background shouting encouragement.

A few thoughts:

1. For you the Simese twin thing would only require 2 of them for that new term I taught you (DV-DA).

2. This is the 2nd or 3rd reference I've seen about Tinks and sex related topics, is she a nun?

3. I'll go with midgets, lots of them!

[LadySizzla]

hmmm I admit midgets are quite portable. I wonder if there are any siamese midgets?

[Tequila and Lime]

Didn't think of the portablility issue. I carry a pretty big purse now!

[LadySizzla]

Have sex with a siamese twin or a midget? (Tinks you HAVE to answer)

I'm going for the siamese twin....if your lucky they will have two of everything but even if they only have one body and 2 heads at least you'll have someone in the background shouting encouragement.

A few thoughts:

1. For you the Simese twin thing would only require 2 of them for that new term I taught you (DV-DA).

2. This is the 2nd or 3rd reference I've seen about Tinks and sex related topics, is she a nun?

3. I'll go with midgets, lots of them!

DVDA!!! makes my eyes water!

Though Tinks is a self-professed prude (see 'I am a self-professed' thread) this post actually relates to her love of midgets. ain't that right D?

[Lillywight]

I'd choose the midget since we'd see "eye to eye" on everything considering I'm less than 5' tall.

[Tequila and Lime]

Are you really that short, Lilly? Damn.

[Lillywight]

Are you really that short, Lilly? Damn.

Yup . . .4' 10 1/2".

[ECO]

Are you really that short, Lilly? Damn.

Yup . . .4' 10 1/2".

If they make big fat people pay more when they fly do you get a discount for being small? I would demand a discount!

[Lillywight]

Are you really that short, Lilly? Damn.

Yup . . .4' 10 1/2".

If they make big fat people pay more when they fly do you get a discount for being small? I would demand a discount!

No discount because my arse is fluffy enought to take up the whole seat!

[LadySizzla]

Are you really that short, Lilly? Damn.

Yup . . .4' 10 1/2".

If they make big fat people pay more when they fly do you get a discount for being small? I would demand a discount!

on the same theme would they charge a siamese twin double?

[Tequila and Lime]

on the same theme would they charge a siamese twin double?

I think they should just charge for one seat. As many people as you can fit in it is all good. Mine would be like those VW Beetles.....I'd be shoving all kinds of people in that little space!!!!

[LadySizzla]

Eat scabs from a sweaty, fat man

or

swim in shark infested waters in the pacific?

[LadySizzla]

Have sex with a siamese twin or a midget? (Tinks you HAVE to answer)

I'm going for the siamese twin....if your lucky they will have two of everything but even if they only have one body and 2 heads at least you'll have someone in the background shouting encouragement.

Sorry LS if my guy isn't over six feet or very close to it just aint happening.

god some pple are just so fussy - so what happens if you live on siamese twin/dwarf island and you never knew wot a 6 ft man was?

[LadySizzla]

see i knew you and me were alike.....can you imagine if Brad Pitt (or hunky man of your choice) was a siamese twin - you think people would be so fussy then? hell no, they'd be all over his arses!