If you could co-write a popular 2010 TV series what changes would you make?
The Family Guy really cracks me up – except for that guy who has a thing for kids and how the town seems to except it or turns a blind eye to it.
If I was a co- writer I would change that by having Stewey Griffin and that giant chicken team up and make the pervert sorry he was ever born.
Examples
Once there was a song scene called - Ever thing goes better with a bag of dope and in that scene the old guy was hiding in the bushes of a kids play ground with a net to catch a kid. or two and a bag of weed falls in his net. So was the writer saying that even child molesting goes better with a bag of dope?
If I had co-written that scene I would of had the giant chicken smoking a doobie on a park bench and he sees the old guy with the net and his eyes start to glare
(like they do when he see’s Peter Griffin) then he goes over to the old guy says –
buck – buck and pecks at him.
There was another scene where Stewey Griffin was tying to help Brian abstain from sex by sitting in a tree at night disguised as a owl and saying – hoo - hoo don’t do it Brian.
Then Stewey sees the old guy with a wind up gramophone and he asks Stewey to tell Criss to open his bedroom window so he can serenade him.
If I had co-written that scene I would of had Stewey say – hoo-hoo don’t do it Criss
then throw something at the old guy. (maybe that learning tool toy Stewey has that is stuck on a foreign language and when you pull the string it always says - the cow goes
La-MOO. Cheers!
PS: If I do get to start co-written the show and I am in the writer’s cafeteria and I see the person that wrote that old guy into the song - ever thing goes better with a bag of dope –
I’m going to trip them when he walks by me.

