You got to make your own entertainment when you only have on

[Nanoose]

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You got to make your own entertainment when you only have one TV channel.

During the winter I spent many hours entertaining the wife and I by teaching our youngest dog to make the sound of a wolf howling at the moon when ever I said the words – beep–beep-beep in a high pitched voice. After a few weeks the wife didn’t find it as amusing but I figured it was better then anything on the CBC.
A while back I started thinking that maybe the wife was right its not so entertaining after a million times so I starting teaching our dog to include the words – arrrr - arrrr – arrrr - in the wolf howling at the moon routine.
So now when I say – beep – beep – beep in a high pitched voice – the dog say’s –
a wooo – a – a - a woooo - arrrr – arrrr - arrrr – a woooo.
It’s fringing hilarious he makes a pretty good arrrr sound for a dog. I was thinking of adding another sound to the routine something like the narrrr sound.

So then when I say – beep – beep – beep in a high pitched voice – the dog would say –
a wooo – a – a - a woooo - arrrr – arrrr - arrrr – a woooo – narrrr – narrrr – narrrr – narrrr – a woooo.

Cheers!

[ECO]

All along I thought you remote people just sat at home and filmed home porn to sell on-line.....I never knew....

I've lived more of my life without a TV than with one.....but take away my computer and I'll be on the floor teaching myself to howl like you dog!

[Wahoo]

Nanoose, you ought to get a parrot and teach it to curse a blue streak in Jamaican patwah.

[Nanoose]

Nanoose, you ought to get a parrot and teach it to curse a blue streak in Jamaican patwah.

Well I can’t have birds because I get uncontrollable urges to cook them – I would teach the parrot to say – arrrrrrr broil me.
I gave a little thought to teaching my dog to swear – he already knows arrrrr so I bet I could teach him to say whoarrrr - then I would make a hand single and when ever we walk by a female poodle he would say whoarrrr. Cheers!