A jet plane can zoom over my tray of starter plants and my wife will start figuring that they were spotted and the cops are on their way. I always thought it funny but the last time I talked to my son he told me that he had ripped up his plants 2 weeks early because he got paranoid and I didn’t find I funny at all. The boy is 26 years old and he has never had a successful harvest because he always gets paranoid and rips them out but this time it was only because some one had told him that the cops charge you with more once the plants are 2 weeks away from harvest and he started worrying. In the past I tried being understanding but this time I decided to use tuff love and I told him he is turning out just like his mother maybe that will scare him straight. (he and I used to laugh at her paranoia) I am going to send him this video by the Kinks just because he and his mother used to laugh at my musical taste. Cheers!
PS: I used to have a pair of pants just like the ones seen 46 seconds into the video. I used to get paranoid that they made my butt look big but I got over it so maybe there is hope for my son
People say beware but I don’t care the words are just rules and regulations to me – to me. I - I walk in the room you know I look so proud moving through an atmosphere were anything is allowed.
Up until a few years ago I had issues with it every time I smoked, now I'm fine except I think the police are looking in my skylights. Come to think of it, my oldest daughter has been looking at me strange I think she might be a police informant