Young Lady Named Sue

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Young Lady Named Sue

Postby ECO » Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:19 pm

Time to get some of the dust off of this poetry section.

There was a young lady named Sue
Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw.
But one leads to the other,
And now she's a mother---
Let this be a lesson to you.
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Re: Young Lady Named Sue

Postby GhettoGurl » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:17 pm

Okay that totally sucked LOL Nice try though
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Re: Young Lady Named Sue

Postby ECO » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:37 pm

How about this then:

There was was a girl called GG

who always had to go wee-wee.

She said with a grin

wiping the ..............crap I can't think of anything that rhymes with wee wee.
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Re: Young Lady Named Sue

Postby GhettoGurl » Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:31 am

LOLOLOLOL.. nice try AGAIN!!! I am inspired to write poetry but I can't find anything rhyming with Cokie!!! LOL
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Re: Young Lady Named Sue

Postby ECO » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:13 pm

There once was a blokee
named cokie
he liked to take a tokie
so he was always smokey



I'll stick to my day job.
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Re: Young Lady Named Sue

Postby Wahoo » Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:36 pm

How about a Complete the Poem section?

There was a young lady named Joy,
Who mistook a grenade for her favorite love toy,
She pulled out the pin,
And counted to 10,
[Complete the poem] :jestercolor:
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