Young Lady Named Sue

[ECO]

Time to get some of the dust off of this poetry section.

There was a young lady named Sue
Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw.
But one leads to the other,
And now she's a mother---
Let this be a lesson to you.

[GhettoGurl]

Okay that totally sucked LOL Nice try though

[ECO]

How about this then:

There was was a girl called GG

who always had to go wee-wee.

She said with a grin

wiping the ..............crap I can't think of anything that rhymes with wee wee.

[GhettoGurl]

LOLOLOLOL.. nice try AGAIN!!! I am inspired to write poetry but I can't find anything rhyming with Cokie!!! LOL

[ECO]

There once was a blokee
named cokie
he liked to take a tokie
so he was always smokey



I'll stick to my day job.

[Wahoo]

How about a Complete the Poem section?

There was a young lady named Joy,
Who mistook a grenade for her favorite love toy,
She pulled out the pin,
And counted to 10,
[Complete the poem]